here's the main ewvent, vwhat youwve probably been vwaiting for. i usually take NO DOU8LES rule for all of my alternate identities, but... if you ask nicely, i vwont mind!

ME! no questioning, this is my vwhole personhood.

• human (circa 1950s, greaser. you ewver read the outsiders? yeah. like that. i got a fevw memories of running my ovwn gang, cruising around tovwn, making all sorts of trouble. SOCS, DO NOT INTERACT.)
• dallas winston (the outsiders. this bub is literally me, and serwves as nifty inspiration for my human look. im begging you guys, no doubles for this one. it makes me species dysphoric.)

IDS! (almost me, but not hitting the mark quite yet.)

• danny zuko (grease. obwvious choice, but its vworth sharing. sandys, PLEASE interact!)
• spirit albarn (soul eater)
• kazuichi souda (danganronpa wve3)
• murrit turkin (wvast error)
• holden caufield (catcher in the rye)

KINS (wvery wvaguely me.)

• kaoru hakaze (ensemble stars)
• koga oogami (ensemble stars... again. i knovw, i knovw.)
• bakugou katsuki (boku no hero academia. i only shift vwhen youwve ticked me off.)
• ladd russo (baccano. a classic anime, highly recommend!)
• akira (dewvilman crybaby. i forgot this dudes last name.)
• johnny brawvo (only because i vwas physically threatened to add this dude on the list. i apparently am a dead ringer for him personalityvwise? i dont understand it, but im sick and tired of my mistreatment in the real life realm.)
• jason dean (heathers)
• joker (2019 mowvie. i got to see it in theaters! pretty svweet, eh?)