• what if i throw in her mouth
• if you're lying, i am going to stop being your friend
• no one told me it was a makeout party
• she kissed me and i just stood there
• i'm saving my virginity for the future mrs crisp
• you can't control a bottle, neal
• take off your turtleneck, that's my look! i can't!! i don't have anything underneath
• you're a jerk!! stop acting like you want me to kiss you
• what's it like being pretty?
• dad, i can't stay inside all the time. why not?
• bill gets a kiss!!
• neal get nothing
• does cindy get the d??????????

okay on to ep 17 sobbing because it's ending oh god it's ending