name: coach z or just coach, unsure on real name

gender: male, he/him

orientation: some kind of mlm, possibly bi, struggled with internalized homophobia

canon: general h*r canon, i suppose? a few tweaks

memories:

• ah, god
• i was midwestern! not sure exactly where from, but i moved to free country looking for work and to get away from home
  • i don't think i moved out of my parents house til, like... my 30s
• i worked at the high school, mostly! gym teacher, sports coach, janitor.. i usually took any job i was offered
• homestar, marzipan, the strongs, and the like were all teenagers when i met them! got to see them grow up to college age, it was nice
• i have no clue where i lived, i don't know if i had my own house, honestly
  • i remember crashing wherever i could, usually in the high school or at bubs' house if he'd let me
• more will be added it's 1am

looking for: bubs, anyone who remembers me

found: none

additional notes:

• i did have a really strong accent when speaking naturally, but i tended to over-emphasize it to make myself appear less serious or imposing
• I WASN'T AS CREEPY AS CANON I WAS JUST IDIOT WITH NO SOCIAL SKILLS
• how do ya do, felloer kids?