NOBODY LOVES HER LIKE I LOVE HER OK

• she has no outlandish gimmicks on/offstage like the up & coming and current pop singers do (crazy wigs, 10 feet tall heels, etc.), which actually makes her different, as ironic as that sounds
• she's been in the game for more than 10 years and is still successful
• what is promotion? she never promotes a single thing she does and her music still dominates radio play and charts
• her perfect smile
• she walks around with her kids and some Starbucks in jeans and shorts like any other normal person
• Oops!... is the perfect teen pop album
• how she's really ridiculous and silly when she's just hanging around
• her Southern accent
• "eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it"
• the fact that she learned how to play the piano within a weekend
• she never brags about the work she does. EXAMPLE: Selena Gomez's "Whiplash" was written by Brit; Selena has talked about Britney writing the song countless of times in interviews, but Britney has never mentioned the song once
• she never says a single bad thing about other artists or genres
• she went to hell and back but it shows how strong of a person she is
• she called that one paparazzi a fat fuck & a pussy that needed a real job during 2007
• her sons and niece are the most precious things in the world
• nothing will ever beat Justin & Britney
• VMAs
  • 1999: She looked cute as fucking performing Baby
  • 2000: Her entire routine for Oops! was flawless and I loved the mix for the song
  • 2001: MOST LEGENDARY PERFORMANCE OF ALL. Amazing, sexy, stunning, etc. I'm a Slave 4 U goes down in my book for the best VMA performance ever. The dancing was perfect. Flaw count = zero
  • 2003: Holy shit
  • 2007: SHE WASN'T EVEN THAT BAD, OH MY GOD
• the fact that I can keep talking on and on about her says a lot
• she has been in my life since I was 4 and I still love her just as much, if not more than I did growing up
• her merchandise that was sold in Limited Too
• BLACKOUT
• her brunette hair
• her brunette her especially in Onyx Hotel, with the black catsuit
• oh my god I loved Onyx Hotel hot damn
• she radiates perfection
• she loves her kids more than anything in the world
• the fact that a lot of her fans would be okay if she took a break just to take care of Sean and Jayden. I think that says a lot about what kind of people Britney attracts
• how she's such a sweetheart
• she is just a motherfucking legend. not only to pop music, but all of music and to the entire world