• Why are girls so goddamn shallow and irritating?
• Like seriously what is so entertaining about talking about guys and looking for them in public places?
• Why does the weather keep switching the fuck back and forth from cold days to 100 degrees almost every other week?
• How come nobody's invented anything that'll let me drink cold stuff while I'm on my period?
• Where do I buy pheromones and can I get them vanilla scented?
• Why won't Britney follow me on Tumblr?
• When will this area stop being so Asian and set up a Sonic, Chick-fil-A, Chipotle, and Panera nearby?
• Will Topshop ever lower down the prices of their shit?
• What is with everyone's infatuation with South Korean culture? Seriously idgi
• Why do I look fuggo without my glasses on?

and last but not least

• Why did you change your mind?