Reasons why you fucking suck. Bitch.

• You listen to The Devil Wears Prada and Bullet For My Valentine
• Your hair reminds me a 6th grader's hair
• Actually your hair looks exactly the same as it did back in the 6th grade
• Don't fucking ask how I know I just do ok
• You overuse exclamation marks and you use brackets instead of parentheses in your smilies
• I paid for my own drink on the first date
• You hated the way I sang
• I HAVE AN AMAZING VOICE YOU CUNT
• Behind that "sweet guy" persona you oh-so blatantly show to the entire world, you're kind of a jackass
• You told me you were going to take me out for dinner and you probably spent that money on weed instead
• I can't wear heels around you
• You even made me wear flats to your banquet ugh
• You're so boring all you enjoy doing is playing basketball and getting high with your friends
• You're so fucking rude too like wtf at least I have reasons
• All you ever did was insult me and tell me how much better you were at me
• WELL LOOK HERE BITCH, I'M STILL SMARTER AND MUCH MORE ARTICULATE THAN YOU. GRADES DON'T PROVE ANYTHING, IDIOT
• Your hands are cold as fuck
• Even my mom hates you now so
• You're a liar
• YOU INSULTED BRITNEY. THAT IS NEVER OKAY. DIE.