- Headspace dad and Functioning Adult (70% of the time). Hasn't been here too long but is essentially the backbone of the system. Fronts when no one else wants to and keeps headspace nice and tidy. A true dad friend.

- Anywhere between 16 and... mid 40s? (May 6). From Maryland. Semi-depressed, but he says that's a normal part of adult life.

- Short black hair and bright blue eyes. Probably the tallest one around at about 6'4. White, but might have distant Asian heritage. Lean muscle. Very pale, and great at the language of economics (Ex-accountant).

- Types like a know-it-all who carries a clipboard around, and will correct your grammar. When he isn't a totatl killjoy, uses the occasional emoji and will express the complex human emotion of "joy".