- You have a hard time differentiating:
- "your" and "you're"
- "it's" and "its"
- You like to type and/or write like this: "C U 2nite!!!!!!!!"
- Your favorite movie is The Lake House.
- Tanning is your religion.
- You knew all the break-ups and make-ups of Jessica Simpson and whomever, which brings me to my next point:
- The only things you read are CosmoGirls and National Enquirer.
- You watch too many reality t.v. shows.
- You have, at one point in your life, gotten naked for Girls Gone Wild and used "raunch feminism" as your defense.
- You are a self-proclaimed feminist.
- You watch so much t.v. that you've skipped an entire day and didn't even know it.
- You are apathetic about everything.
- You like to measure people by numbers: GPA, income, weight, whatever.
- You believe life is a competition.
- You wear Uggs in the summertime.
- You like to wear a hockey mask and sit by my bed in the dark at night; i.e., you are batshit crazy.
- You don't care about homeless people.
- You don't care about the elderly.
- You like to kiss your own biceps.
jan 27 2009 ∞
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