- A neutron walks into the bar and asks how much it is for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
- If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your jeans (genes).
- Q: Do you know any jokes about sodium? A: Na
- Dear Math, I am sick of finding your 'x'. Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on, dude. P.S. Don't ask 'y'.
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