- Prison Guard: "She gets over stimulated by color." Gus: "What about my face?!!!!"
- Me: "This is like Silence of the Lambs." two seconds later... Shawn: "This is totally like Silence of the Lambs!"
- Crazy Lady: "Roll it back, Reginald." Gus: "Who is she talking to?!!!!"
- Shawn: "Gus, I want you to spin your disbelief and hop aboard a Streetcar Named Shawn-sire!" Gus: "Shawn, you know that metaphor makes me uncomfortable."
- "Little known fact: Bigfoot... only a size ten!" Shawn
- after eating spicy Indian food... Shawn: "Dude, I can't see anything out of my left eye!" Gus: "I see dead people!"
- "It's called surveillance. I surveillate things. I am a purveyor of surveillerism." Shawn
- "Sorry, Dad, but this shirt is a genocide of color." Shawn
- "Gus is one sixteenth robot, and not the evil take over the world from I Robot kind." Shawn
- "Gus shoots... and scores!!! With an assist from Wikipedia." Shawn
- "Hold it there, Doogie, where did you get that juicebox and does it come in Grapealicious?" Shawn
- "Hello there! I'm Byron Bojangles the Third and this is my partner, Shutterfly Simmons." Shawn
apr 13 2010 ∞
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