• GHETTO NAMES
  • twitter speak #idontunderstandwhatyouaresaying
  • inane status updates
    • "just got some wendy's, it is soo good."
    • "just woke up."
    • "about to walk 5 steps into the master bedroom."
    • "call/text/bbm it."
    • "I'M DOIN' ME"
    • "i am stuck in traffic."
    • "goodnight fb!"
  • hoodrat poses
  • stunting
  • "I`M BOUT T0 D0 THEE FOOL.!!!!~"
    • no you're not
    • no
  • political views: "OBAMA!"
  • In a Complicated Relationship
  • endless invitations
    • support my cause. sign my petition. play mafia wars with me. which 'star trek' character are you? here are the 'top 5 cars i have personally owned.' here are '25 things about me.' here's a drink. what drink are you? we're related! i took the 'what president are you?' quiz and found out i'm millard fillmore! what president are you?
      • no no no
  • your name on facebook is an assortment of adjectives rather than your actual name
  • seeing symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder on my newsfeed
  • (insert random cause here) "97% of people won't repost this, post this as your status if you are part of the 3% that stand for (insert cause here).
  • people that make facebook statuses about facebook
jun 29 2010 ∞
aug 26 2011 +