- @danidinosaurrr
- Oh hey zooey deschanel on my tv. Oh hey @lolly_poppet not on my couch. Weird combination..
- "I think becca should do a vocal solo of happy birthday" "uhm.. She already has a hole in her ear.." <3
- "oh. remind me not to be Lebanese when I grow up."
- Yellow light. "nahh, I don't feel like stopping.. ...don't drive like your mother." haha.
- Remind me never to get on the bad side of my pharmicist..
- I come home & my brother & dad are watching America's Next Top Model. My mum; I'm not watching this crap! Hahaah
- "stop talking about Lost. You guys are like a cult! YOU'RE ALL LIKE THE MANSON FAMILY."
- Heather Stclaire does NOT EXIST.
- "Mmm.. My esophagus is warm." @lolly_poppet is special. :p
- "IM GONNA BUYA TEEPEEEEE! then I'll be american!"
- RT @lolly_poppet: Babysitting my parents.
- "i am so drunk and watching harry potter.. I walked into the bathroom and thought the vacuum was dobby.."
- @bounceinmystep
- Now i have to sit through 2 hours of @lolly_poppet going "omg bradley cooper is so hott ahhhh" :)
- crochet marathon over here on my left ;)
- I got an idea...a real world season on the island (from lost)
- Im matt. I take long woman showerssssss.
- Maybe if @uaremyalligator wasnt so unamerican we would have won
- @uaremyalligator
- @lolly_poppet there is a Ben look a like on the bus right now. Its really creepy.
- @lolly_poppet I wanted to take a picture because I know how much you love him, but I looked 10X more creepy so I stopped :p
- @lolly_poppet going crazy, losing friends, all because we're addicts. That stupid show
- @lolly_poppet (tweet brain twins again) hah it's fine..i just had to do a math problem to find out what time your train was lol
- bye kanye, everyone's too busy falling in love with gaga to watch you.
- @jeanmariedoyle
- @lolly_poppet: that's when you & @bounceinmystep became one. thank god for that day & that song<3
- I'm really glad my best friend knows me so well :$
- There is a long, long, long list of reasons why I love @lolly_poppet<3
- @postsecret
- Number of gallons of water saved in one year by peeing in the shower daily: 1,157
- Over 1,000 people were admitted to emergency rooms last year due to "texting-while-walking" (source: NYT)
- #LOST "I hope someone does for you what you just did from me."
- "Dance like the photo's not being tagged, Love like you've never been unfriended, Tweet like nobody's following."
- "I spoke to over 1,000 people at last night's PostSecret Event, but I still get nervous when it's my turn to tell a waitress my order."
- mine
- "thats not a good making bread song." "what about 'fuck this fuck this i wish my mom was hereee'" i love my dad.
- "can i have some more of those kisses? i collect them. ..but only becca kisses.." <3 haha
- "if dr manhattan transformed all of his powerfulness into cuteness, he'd be a becca" <3
- "what other spells can we do?" "...spells..?" "yr a muggle, you wouldnt understand." oh boyfriend<3
- "wake up in the morninn feeling like seth cohenn" i love my best friend.
- "they stopped making hummers. victory for the earth!" "its like franken foooodddd." oh budwey.
- "..so you saying "my teddy bear" was like my first herione injection.
- "i feel like.. we aare the opening credits to an indie film right now."
- matthew just pinkypromised to dress up as lady gaga & sing me telephone because im jealous of aren &vanessas lollapaloozaness(:<3
- "im a guy so im still a 5 because my judgment isnt clouded by insanity." <3
- "flashback?! what is this, the lost remote?!" bahaha.
- "baby! i cant even count how many months we've been together on my hands!!" <3
- my professor just flipped me off. im going to miss this class.
- I wanna be bubbles. Awh i wanted to be the blonde one. matt we're gunna be the power puff girls for halloween. Oh! I wanna be the blonde one!
- "and yrrr the cutest boy ever! what a coincidence!" "..don't mistake coincidence for fate." ..i knew there was a reason i loved him<3
- "shut up! Im book smart nott recipe book smart!" "..you mean cookbook..?" lmao, my sisters a retard in the kitchen (:
- "idk, theres like noo hash in my brown" gotta love matthew<3 ..&his hashless brown.
- "its like Hagrid with a british accent! 'Agrid!!" RLRT @jeanmariedoyle (:
- @kay_rah just to illustrate how old you are.. whatever station you picked for your alarm just discussed top 10 retirement places (:
- "you know how when you have a slow camera and you move it the image lags? thats how i feel right now!" i love danielle<3
- "silverstein.. are they a jewish band?" -@matt_curnyn
- "ohh ive never done that befoore." "i've heard alot of girls said that" "..dont you mean 'thats what she said?'"
- " 'eyy. you look like the drummer from motley crue !!" bahaa.
- "harley, HEY HARLEY.. FUCK YOUUUUUU!!" <3
- "Remember when she used to fly like a bird before she ate men?"
- "dad told me to put him on facebook." "really?! whatd you do?" "laughed at him &he changed his mind. mission accomplished." oh sister<3
- @ournameisfun
- Is it weird to be completely attracted to the avatar broad
- I don't know him. I've never heard a song. And it's wrong to preach hate...But based on looks alone...I hate Justin Beiber. God I hate him. #fuckthatuglykid-NR
- there's no point in comparing, but the last 10 minutes of Toy Story 3, in their own way, are right up there with the first 10 of UP. -APD
- @gublernation
- i've never met a tree i didn't love.
- My dad is also my idol: equal parts Atticus Finch, William S Burroughs, and Orville Redenbacher. Happy Fathers Day to the worlds best dad!
- RT:what does your sock drawer look like?(via @scarletwalkerr)like bill cosby's sweater collection got into a machete fight on sesame st.
- Happy 4th of July America!! I love you so much! I miss you here in Rome. Happy 4th to the rest of the world too! Thanks! Best world ever!
- Happy Friday the 13th! (or If you're a scantily-clad camp counselor about to make out in the woods), happy last day of your life!
- Uncharacteristically hung out at the beach then characteristically squealed in fear while someone else nobly hunted a mouse in my apartment
- @fuckyeahlost
- Sun and Jin scenes have killed me from day one, I'm always crying like a big girl." - Josh Holloway
- @Tom Hanks just dropped the word "bodacious" on national television. Ninja Turtles fans everywhere are celebrating with pizza.
- "My mother always told me growing up I had a punchable face. Little did I know she was predicting my television career." - Michael Emerson
- @sukey19
- I wonder if its bad that im becoming addicted to giving myself severely low blood sugar to make peanut-butter sandwiches taste like gold
- @Kay_Rah I can't tell if your using SAT words to make fun of my tweet or not, its very befuddling
- Just beat a midget in ping pong!! Also beat a normal sized person but that wasnt as much fun
- just declined ryan rutledges request to follow me.. sorry ryan but i take a firm stance against having hipster followers
- others
- @johncmayer: Downtown Hoth has really changed since they filmed "Star Wars" here. Totally commercialized now. Did they really need a Forever 21?
- @johncmayer: I'm thinking of becoming a transient and jumping trains, picking up work where I can find it. No hobo.
- @davecandoit: My life tastes like a mixture of trail mix and angst this afternoon. Hopefully the world will look better after I make love to my toothbrush
- @davecandoit: The ipad is just what people boston have been calling the ipod for years.
- @kissxmexkate: "i'm jealous jean-marie has a new puppy" "give it 7 months.. you'll one-up her." i <3 jimmy. :]
- @chadDOTsimonds: It just took me 10 minutes to figure out how I got a 'tweet from the future'. I forgot to put my alarm clock an hour ahead. Lmao.
- @chadDOTsimonds: I feel weird knowing that 2 people one room away get my tweets.
- @daneldredge: At The Great American Hamburger Fest
- @daneldredge: "New Jersey, go! Theyeouu later!"
- @Vangsness: While manipulating the actual universe I forget the twitter one at times
- @Jakeyjakeyy: "usher sucks!" "this isnt even usher. its jason derulo. didt you just hear him say it?"
- @DamonLindelof To: Pixar. From: Damon. Re: Reducing me to a blubbering mess.
- @LindsayInJail: @LadyGaga @beyonce I GO IN TOMORROW. BUST ME OUT, BRING THE PUSSY WAGON
- @kurt_vonnegut: Make love when you can. It's good for you
- @timcowlishaw: Have u completely failed as a father when ur college daughter wants Dharma Initiative jumpsuit for birthday?
- @kissxmexkate: My dad is a worse driver than kara.
- @taylorswift13: Me: Hey Mom, I gotta go running. Talk to you later. Mom: Alright. Be careful. Me: I'm running on a treadmill. Mom: Still. Just.. Be careful.
- @kurt_vonnegut: If God were alive today, he would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit the air-conditioning big time, big time.
- @kay_rah:"you take forever to do anything. you really are a human rain delay." hahahahahaha
- @meditationtip: When love becomes marriage, it fades away. When impossible, it shines. When free, it opens. When infinite, it creates.
- @jakeyjakeyyy:i <3 you and you're always on my mind. i wish you knew that i would tell you but im speechless! i <3 u nick swale. written at the herring run
- @abellando: Examining Julia Child's kitchen. This woman had a lot of pots and pans.
- @ladygaga: 26 postures to freedom. Possible yoga junkie, is there such thing as Bikram rehab?
- @matt_curnyn: @bounceinmystep why's is there bits and pieces of a pictyre of nick finn everywhere outside?
- @afinefrenzy: sorry i haven't been tweeting very much, my head is full of the next record. when i tip my head to the side even a little, lyrics fall out.
- @afinefrenzy: Making music is a lot of digging & healing, falling & flight; turning your soul upside down & shaking it till all the deep things fall out.
- @joshschwartz76: It's the first day of Chrismukkah!
- @carltoncuse: Dreamt about Nikki and Paulo last night. Threw away all of my Four Loko this morning.
- @drut65: Being a product of unprotected sex, i like to think i live dangeroulsy
- @drut65: Twitter: My phone goes up to 160 characters. Stop fucking with my tweets. Some birds sing longer songs.
- mini convos
- @bounceinmystep: My girlfriend is 20 billion times cuter than your girlfriend :)
- @jon_rankin: @bounceinmystep my girlfriend is non existent so even if u multiple 20 million times nothing its still nothing haha
- my microwave is gorgeous<3
- @bounceinmystep: my girlfriend is gorgeous<3
- @uaremyalligator: @lolly_poppet that boy on your tumblr... love him <3
- @dartharen: @uaremyalligator @lolly_poppet yeah, it's much better than the real thing.
- @uaremyalligator: @dartharen take that back or I'm telling you who died
- @alexakozaka: i hate you. waste of time.
- @daneldredge: i'm a waste of time.
- @allieguaqlia: am i a waste of time?
- @Matt_curnyn: nope i am
- @damonlindelof: Wow. The justice system kinda DOES work.
- @damonlindelof: For those wondering what my previous tweet referred to, I just married Carlton.
- @jeanmariedoyle: "I'm sure its traumatic when she can't get everyone to 'come'" -Dustin Maria.
- @kay_rah: @jeanmariedoyle: is that about me? :p
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