- @afinefrenzy:
- i'll bet the wish factory is working like mad today. it's like christmas eve for the wish elves. 11.11.11.
- I feel a little like someone shook my snow globe today. Everything is all over the place inside.
- @bexasaurous:
- Eating cereal out of a cup and watching lost, wishing @lolly_poppet was still my roommate!
- Hopefully I can see @lolly_poppet this wednesday, and I hope she let's me sleep in her common room 3 nights a week. #atleast
- @bostontweet:
- The zip code for Agawam, MA is 01001 - the lowest number in the continental United States.
- The signs along the Mass Pike that read "X Miles to Boston" refer to the distance from that point to the golden dome of the MA State House.
- The BU Bridge is 1 of only 3 bridges in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
- The @Colonnade Hotel in the Back Bay has a rooftop pool that's open to the public for $40/day M-F or $20 after 3pm.
- Every Friday night is 90s night at 6B Lounge where they serve your recommended dosage of grunge, boy bands & Hootie classics until 2am.
- Allston is the only city neighborhood in the country named after an artist, Washington Allston.
- Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg in Webster, Mass is the longest place name in the United States.
- @bounceinmystep:
- Hoarding buried jews right now
- Obi wan is like god with better weapons hehehehe
- @BuzzFeed:
- If you say "my cocaine" aloud, you're saying "Michael Caine" (in his own voice).
- Today is 11022011, a day that's the same frontwards as it is backwards. (Still not as cool as 11,11,11 <--- National Corduroy Day.)
- @damonlindelof:
- 9,078 people played Hurley's numbers in the MegaMillions tonight, each winning $150. #THATSSORAVEN
- i know i only rewet the bad stuff, but that doesn't mean i don't really appreciate the good stuff. i love you, losties.
- If you're jonesing for Desmond & Penny (and a smattering of Ms. Hawking) go see the THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU.
- Yes, it did sound a little ridiculous until I GOT TRANSFUSED WITH TIGER BLOOD!!!
- "I want Jabba The Hutt to be my dad!" - 5 year old son, to me, just now. #WHATHAVEIWROUGHT
- Okay, Andy Rooney. I'll let you eat your dinner. But breakfast and lunch are fair fucking game, my friend.
- Touche. RT @andylevy Hey maybe it'll be like Lost and he'll never bother to explain it!
- I can't wait to see BREAKING DAWN!!!! Wait. Yes I can. Forever.
- @danidinosaurrr:
- "LOOK ITS A NARWHALLLLLLL!!" *picture of olive*
- .. you know my whole house is sick when the majority of the dishwasher is full of mugs.
- i love how everyone asks if we're dating just because he drives me house. do friends not do that?
- i just want one! "me too! i just want to squish it in my face!" ohh @lolly_poppet, i just love you.
- knitting and watching 24. ..when did i become @lolly_poppet? :p
- I wonder if my teacher would notice if I presented the plot line of 24 as my current event tomorrow..
- "I'm a lebanese father talking to his daughter, you have to cipher it.. Decipher it.."
- "If you take a picture of this, it'll be a self portrait!" - @lolly_poppet (not. Funny.) (*picture of a dumdum)
- "So.. I know this teenager and he's so blackkk.."
- "Good night, popsicles." Love my dad.
- Nick walks in. "My mom made you guys brownies for having me over so much." <3
- @davecandoit:
- 8am is like an ex girlfriend. She seems perfectly normal until you have to deal with her face to face and then you remember why you GTFO
- LA today !!! trying to act busy but ill secretly be scarfing as much pinkberry as possible
- The best way to breakdown the difference between male/female genitalia Women = Rubik's Cube ... Men = Bop-it
- @fuckyeahlost:
- Mega Millions winning numbers for Tuesday, Jan. 4: 4-8-15-25-47, Mega Ball: 42. Four of those numbers look familiar... #LOST
- RT @mikekatzif: So if they cancel Two and a Half Men, how will we know what the numbers mean? Were they in purgatory the whole time?
- @gublernation:
- Long conversation with my dad about how Kurt Cobain is my Buddy Holly
- Long conversation with @JoeMantegna about how Kurt Cobain is my Tony Bennet
- Long conversation with Shemar Moore about how Kurt Cobain is my Justin Beiber
- there's only one thing more annoying then referring to yourself in the third person... (*the MMG movement*)
- RT“@clarissehansard: What about the fact you used the wrong form of then/than?” The Matthew Gray Gubler Movement invents it's own grammar
- A happy Bastille day to the wonderful, beautiful citizens of France... and a happy Thursday to everyone else.
- I wish I was witty enough to have written..."and a happy Harry Potter day to everyone else" instead for that last tweet
- How funny would it be if the statue of liberty was really just the slowest Trojan horse ever.
- @g0ninja:
- i think i have the best twin ever *photo of cheer up care package*
- @lolly_poppet I was in a really awful mood, then I listened to your mix again, and its just impossible to be sad by the last song haha :)
- @heidification:
- If they make "husky" clothes for boys, why don't they make "breasty" clothes for girls?
- RT @JoshCarnello: @jeanmariedoyle you > model. #silicontitties + #hydroxy + #fakebitch = Victoria Secret model, your a grade A women.
- @jon_rankin:
- Those shitty thin sneakers you wear in the rain and snow cause you're from New England and you just dont give a fuck about the weather anymore
- The important things in life Art, Music, Coffee, Skateboarding, and Breakfast Food
- RaNgErGaNg LOVES SILVAN LEARNING CENTER, we be havin trouble with gramma somtimezzzz
- RaNgErGaNg EASTER, we gon paint eggz and hyde em in cool playses
- girls that talk about being anxious/excited/other dumb emotions all the time are annoying, just sayin
- @KarolineZ:
- "i love tastes." -Matt Perreault.
- Dubstep is the death of real music. It sounds like a combo of nails on a chalkboard and the teacher from Charlie Brown
- @Kay_rah:
- i get into work and matt is singing rudolph the red nosed reindeer -__- it's gonna be a long night.
- only at papa ginos could i walk in the door and encounter a ukelele concert.
- @kissxmexkate:
- @jeanmariedoyle weird, sounds like you have laryngitis. I can tell by the tone in your text. you should home home sick from hannafords. :p
- @Kay_Rah it's skin cancer. you're going to die.
- @Kay_Rah I'm disappointed. I always thought it would happen while you were driving, or pouring some sugar on me. :p <3
- @Kay_rah: can I borrow your friends? My car needs to be cleaned out.
- while watching the grinch with Jacen this morning, I realized how much he looks like a male cindy lou hoo...
- @kurt_vonnegut
- i think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.
- i still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.
- Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college
- Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
- I am a humanist, which mean, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I'm dead
- @ladygaga
- Greatest moment ever: Little Monster chasing our car in purple glitter tights, leotard + permed hair screaming with a copy of Vogue in air.
- Ok going to hang out with the Haus and get some work done. Ignore all hatred and criticism. Live for what you create, and die protecting it.
- You know you're dedicated to hooker-pop when your bruises and cuts are shaped like fishnets.
- Ready for redwine and 12 hrs of napping. Is it weird I like flying because I can sleep and my t-t-telephone has no service? #stopcallin wee!
- @littleredsaid:
- mom you look like hagrid today.
- "Mom, did you ever feel like just...just... following someone around? You know, like on the playground or all the time?"
- @lolly_poppet:
- plans for 2-year: hijack duckboat, drive to france.
- "me drinking before a movie doesn't work well" "well this ones not confusing.." "neither was cats & dogs but i didn't understand that!"<3
- toutes les bonnes choses sont sauvages et libre.
- signs everyone in my house is sick: cough drops put out like candy.
- Sometimes @danidinosaurrr and I stamp each other with good wishes.
- "I wonder if I could sing in a british accent.. OH i can cause I do when I sing kate nash !!" <3
- "i'm just trying to perfect my silent laughter." oh, @danidinosaurrr, i just LOVE you! baha
- "Ill have my tv show and you'll have yr book series.. Were gunna make each other so famous. .. THEN WE CAN CHANGE OUR HAIR !! YES." <3
- all of a sudden, it was like 'awesome' was a verb, and we were conjugating it all night long.
- "You just like weird manly things, that's all." "That's why she likes me!" Oh dadd.
- "I KNIT ON THE SUBWAY EVER.RY.DAY."
- " Aren yr one of those kids that save the day aren't you? You seem like it! .. Omg I poured smirnoff in my easy mac not water!"
- "Just so you know if you swear or be obnoxious I don't have to take yr order. so are you gunna order like a normal person?!"
- "Yeah.. it was like.. getting raped when yr really horny." -brett on rebecca black.
- "KITTYYYYY!!" "DON'T TOUCH MY PATRONUS!!"
- my sister hasn't stopped laughing for a solid 15 minutes. (*picture of danielle on the floor laughing.)
- "You sound like an australian who studied abroad in england then moved down south" "oh golly gee mate!"
- "IMAGINE IF I LAUGHED IN CLASSICAL MUSIC!"
- "I just want to drink tea and watch lord of the ringsssss.." Uhh, dj is my favourite.
- Well I didn't die, its wicked hot out, there's people singing in arabic outside commuter and there's a baby xmas tree at the art building.
- "FUCK EVERYONE THAT HATES THIS SONG! This is my favorite lady gaga song ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. THIS ALBUM IS GOING FUCKING AMAZING!" -matt<3
- "I don't know what use I'd have for a machine gun jet pack.. but I WANT ONE." -@danidinosaurrr
- "I gotta keep up appearances!" "You have to stay a stubborn ass?" "Yeah! I'm a stud, I'm can't be a wimp!" Oh. Dad.
- "That would take like a weekk! Not that you could.. but if you could you know go through the ocean.. on a submarine train!" Oh sister<3
- My last words as a teenager were: "SO. WEIRD."
- "Leave it to us to get stranded in this heat with a car full of manure."
- Its pretty bad when anthonys friend mistakes me as "the other sister" because I'm showered and dressed /: hahah
- My boyfriend just stripped to lady gaga to cheer me up. keeper? I think so.
- it was like the breeze's tale of what a breeze is, like the rose's tale of what the rose is..
- "Babe, have I ever told you you have a loovely liver?" sucking up at its finest.
- "He dooooes taste good, but he's FATTENING!" Hahaha
- "Yess! She has an oovoo! Shit, gotta get my swag hat!!". .. Oh lord.
- "can you find the wii-ness for me? .... haahahahahaha wenis." @danidinosaurrr, its nice to have you back.
- "You know, you're really nice to look at.." Oh. Boyfriend. <3
- Definitely was just called patty mayonaise. love sean<3
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"This ones for you dad! I know yr watching over me.". "YOUR DADS STILL ALIVE!".
- well, it was nice looking like i'm actually the older sister for a while, @danidinosaurrr. #byebraceface
- "Is that ..cam? sucking on my finger?"
- "i just want to go to college.. and drink coffee.." -@abigook <3
- Old Macdonald had a farm.. "Yeah, had a farm, he doesn't have it anymore" cause it's on Facebook! ..dad<3
- "Why aren't I cool anymore?". "..cause you grew up 600 yearsss.." -@danidinosaurrr
- Ahblahblah I'm talking in lebanese blahblah BECCA more lebanese blahblahblah. |: this gets so old so fast.
- "I love lunch I love becca.. I didn't say that the first time, I added it. It was a remix of my sentence" -@bounceinmystep haha<3
- This is by far the best day I've had in a while. Happy birthday best friend @abellando! <3
- bahah RT @BwtrPolice: 8/6/11 12:34am VANDALISM-PAPA GINOS Mgr reports observing 2 ex employees damaging his car.
- "i wish me and my friends moved in unison!" @danidinosaurrr on 'facebook official' <3
- "Hello its mattykins, is this brettypie?!"
- "you eat the feed for free." "feed?" "Yeah, I'm a cow now, whatever." my dad is being hilarious tonight.
- "They NEED to make a mash up series with jack bauer and lost! HE WOULD DEMOLISH EVERYTHING." <3
- "you're a fantastic woman. without the man, because you just woo me." the only thing that got me through this day is my wonderful boyfriend.
- "Youu uhhh.. kind of look homeless right now..".
- it's really not necessary to point out that my sister and i look alike. ..at least ken &kelsey knew i was the older one, for once |:
- "I'm not buying you yarn! That's like buying dad socks and underwear!" - @abigook baha
- @nikfinn:
- @Kay_Rah you went to a party no one wanted you to go to and then cry when they make fun of you and throw all of your stuff out of your car?
- Tonight's been a real pain in the neck (car accident)
- @paulinasays:
- RT @LordStewie: iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt
- whenever anyone types "cnt" it takes me a few seconds to make sense of the sentence and realize that they aren't saying "cunt"
- @poppyinthewheat:
- a glass pipe between the teeth sending ribbons to the heavens. lungs are but prisons. exchange the air its freedom for your flight.
- I wish I loved earnestly but forgetfully w/ the devotion a dog shows his bone but when he buries the bone the dog forgets where he buried it
- I wish i was a pen: the one snuggling behind your ear, or caught between your teeth or cloistered in your pocket or trembling in your hand.
- i want to feel him next to me and its not cold enough to use winter as an excuse.
- @postsecret:
- Average age at which women consider themselves "old": 29, at which men do: 58. (source: @harpers)
- "Murmuration" is the most beautiful word, and meaning, I've learned this year. (Google a video and see for yourself.)
- A Victoria Secret model reveals her pre-show diet: 9 days before, no solids only protein shakes,12 hours before, no solids & no liquids.
- Trending on the PostSecret App: "If I could have one superpower, it would be the ability to fall asleep while needing to pee."
- "Actually Frank, you're the worst at keeping secrets."
- Many people secretly love to save voicemails to hear a special 1's voice over & over. Save VM's as Mp3's http://VoicemailsForever.com
- @sukey19
- Sim rslly drinl id cnt evem seond this meshae
- Have a huge hangover and what does bill taft do? Puts the friday song on full blast until i got out of bed. Fuck him and brent
- One more reason to hate matt perraults fucking guts (& RT by nik, ha.)
- Just applied to over 50 stores. Going to call them all back tomorrow and pray to lady gaga that one of them is hiring
- Wicked driunk everiyone i follow on twitteris here!!!!!!
- @thejohnnolan:
- I'm going to come right out & say it: Salacious Crumb was the best name ever given to a minor Star Wars character.
- Watched Tree Of Life twice in the past two days. I think it may have have changed my life.
- others
- @brianbonz: I know John Nolan.
- @bazecraze: Has a coffee order involving more than two people ever been successfully completed?
- @kellyoxford: FYI adults in capri pants: I tried to put a pair on my 2 yr old and she shouted "THESE STUPID PANTS ARE BROKEN AND SILLY!"
- @bluelanugo: All the hipsters in Hawaii died because they got into lava before it was cool.
- @ChadDOTSimonds: A slut is just a woman with the morals of a man.
- @thehpsecrets: Expecto Patronum is correct classical Latin for "I await a protector".
- @disquiet: Mistakenly thought a reflection on my pen meant it was alerting me to an incoming message. It did: "Too many gadgets."
- @adamdamnlazzara: Just went to cirque du soliel. More like cirque du holycrappleasesomeoneteach mehowtodothat.
- @coyotetoo: Homophobia: the fear that gay men will treat you the way you treat women.
- @abellando: My first moshpit, and my first drink at a Chicago bar. A lackluster festival day has turned out splendidly.
- @vintageortacky: What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commit.
- @zooeydeschanel: Auto correct is like having a 4 year old play mad-libs with your email.
- @trevorvaughan: i love conditioning after getting "show hair"
- @joerogan: i just put a tip in each ear while i was taking a shit, and i blacked out from ecstasy.
- @SteveMartinToGo: Long story short, stuck in egg with Gaga.
- @HeatherMcdonald: Just realized I never bought valentines for my boys to pass out. Good thing girls love assholes.
- @gibbstack: our dryer is a time machine that transports single socks to different places in the time-space continuum.
- @ironwolfcox: P-town was just voted gayest city in america after boston being voted the meanest, apparently were a bunch of violent queens.
- @twitter: Within a minute of today's #earthquake, there were more than 40,000 earthquake-related Tweets.
- @kpfallon: Kim K and Kris Humphries divorce after 72 days. This couple died holding hands after being together for 72 years
- @davezinczenko: INSTANT CALM: Organic nuts and yogurt cut feelings of anxiety by 50%, researchers say.
- @lord_voldemort7: Has anyone considered the possibility that Osama made horcruxes? Has anyone checked the forests of Albania. You know, just in case?
- @rainnwilson: Starbucks littered with MacBooks Screenplays unwritten While machiattos turn cold #HollywoodHaiku
- @girlshumor: Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
- @memoriesondeck: When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
- @1pcornwell: You must write it, compose it, paint it as if it is real.
- @djadam12: I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. I get most joy in life out of music.
- @taylorswift13: I got to say 'peace up, A-town down' in atlanta then @UsherRaymondIV came out and sang 'Yeah!' with me. I'm thinking 'is this real life?'
- @foodnetwork: Unwind with a cocktail: Pour 2 oz each bourbon and pomegranate juice over ice. Add seltzer and an orange slice. #FNMag #pomegranate #idea
- @sweden: If I didnt have my life, or was growing corn, I'd like to live in a trailer in the dessert. Thats my "plan-b" if all other fail.
- @YTCambridge: Not a single center in brain for music. It tickles all parts of it, says Loui. #TEDxC
- @akidnamedant: I cant wait to graduate, all these middle school kids are all fake and think theyre cool, nobody can be themselves and enjoy life.
- @carltoncuse: I'm sure there is a larger, mystical reason this happened, but in this case if it never gets explained, don't blame me or Damon. #LostLotto
- @jopinionated: No offense to 11/11/11, but the only numbers I ever notice/celebrate are 4 8 15 16 23 42. #Lost #Nerd
- @pmbf: I am listening to Christmas music by myself
- @andrewwk: PARTY TIP: Depression is just our brain telling us to party harder.
- mini-convos
- @lolly_poppet: attempting to knit a sock.. &watching the justin beiber episode of chi?
- @courtney1607: @lolly_poppet ad random becca lol
- @lolly_poppet: @courtney1607 just wait, i'll be on such a sock spree once i figure this out, i'm sure you're feet'll be warm :p
- @courtney1607: i want red socks! lol
- @sukey19: By some act of god im not hungover and my blood sugar is perfect, plus the dwarf reappeared in my room!!!!!
- @nikfinn: @sukey19 and your tweets are now in english…
- @kay_rah: and redheads do everything best ;) “@WomensHumor: Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.”
- @nikfinn: fitting because you're not a redhead.
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