- "if we were dinosaurrrsss.. &there was only one tree star left in the whole world, i'd give it to you."
- "yr eyes are like 'hey want a glass of hot cocoa?:)' "
- all wrapped up like a present! ..or an eskimo.. ;p
- "you know that cheese wheel at hannaford for $125? well, it'll kind of be like that.."
- if you were a song, you'd be my number one song played on last.fm
- "i revealed myself!" re. his hardcore wardrobe.
- "or R, i mean.. he ripped off someones arm. the only other time ive seen that was in Itchi the Killer and that was fucked up"
- "it wasn't meee; it was the lickin' gnomes!"
- "remember when i used to do this all the time. before i loved you.."
- "i heard the police are looking after you. the cute police, they detected levels of cuteness that are too high for one room"
- "becca! pick yr feet up! sludge! EVERYWHERE!"
- "try & smother me"
- "Becca's Vagina: the Mystery Book"
- "so what is that? ..the moon? " "....... the suuunnnnn..?"
- "i think id be an adequate folk singer. ..just kidding, but i kind of want a banjo now!"
- "can i have some more of those kisses? i collect them. ..but only becca kisses.."
- "my memory is diabetic"
- "i wish i could wrap you up & give you to myself as a christmas present."
- "..so you saying "my teddy bear" was like my first herione injection."
- "i feel like.. we aare the opening credits to an indie film right now."
- "i can't believe yr making me carry yr fucking purse"
- "i think matilda was the first jedi."
- "no, i'll hit youuu" "oh. i kinda wannt get hit. are you gunna spank me? (; "
- "it was black when i got in.. or whatever colour it was." "..yellowww..?" "yeah."
- "i was trying to make something cool but it just looks like a slice of pizza"
- "my high school was wicked clique-y. but i was like.. the anti cliquer. it was awesome."
- "yr my favourite evvveerrr (:" "&yr my carraht stahk!" perfection, he is<3
- "im a guy so im still a 5 because my judgment isnt clouded by insanity." <3
- "flashback?! what is this, the lost remote?!"
- "baby! i cant even count how many months we've been together on my hands!!"
- ".. where does steak come from..? "
- "i was gunna say.. we could cut open my balls and look at the wormy things but.. we wouldnt be able to get them back together soo.."
- "i just bloofed rootbeer everywhere. yeah i just made up that word up and im keeping it FOREVER."
- "and yrrr the cutest boy ever! what a coincidence!" "..don't mistake coincidence for fate."
- "its on granite rd!" "oh! Isnt that right next to shut the fuck up danielle and give me the directions?!"
- "they embody the south in the north &i just want to kick them out &send them back to the confederation"
- Remember when she used to fly like a bird before she ate men?"
- "Guys what if we were all stuck on an island?!" "Drunk. Forever." <3 love my franddss.
- You sound like an australian who studied abroad in england then moved down south" "oh golly gee!"
- "IMAGINE IF I LAUGHED IN CLASSICAL MUSIC!"
- "FUCK EVERYONE THAT HATES THIS SONG! This is my favorite lady gaga song ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. THIS ALBUM IS GOING FUCKING AMAZING!" -matt<3
- "Babe, have I ever told you you have a loovely liver?" sucking up at its finest.
dec 28 2009 ∞
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