- make out with whoever i want, whenever i want :]
- wear my hair up.
- nottt shave my legs everyday!
- flirt with boys i have silly crushes on. :p
- uhm.. go to prom?
- invite whoever i want to my birthday dinner & not have to worry about making my asshole boyfriend feel uncomfortable :]
- nottt be dating an asshole
- i can wear thongs!
- not have to be upset when he fails to call me. or see me.
- hang out with morgan. or nik. or jon. or alex. or aren. & not get attitude.
- i can get drunk whenever i want!
- i dont have to share my cigarettes with a jobless (&therefore moneyless) bum of a boyfriend, who rarely returns the favor (cause cigarettes are baaaddd.)
- i can date someone with a sense of hygiene. &a sense of.. boyfriend-osity. &someone with a work ethic. & a car. &some ambitions, perhaps. &someone with physical substance! &someone who likes my butt. & doesnt fail, ever ;]. &someone who wont make me feel like crap if i fail :p & someone who will appreciate my friends! & me! &someone who will agree to really cute double dates. or dates at all. &wont be afraid to come over my house, cause they wont be gay. YEAH.
- i get to be bitter & make ridiculous lists like this!
may 5 2009 ∞
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