Dear the following:

You have been cordially invited to my giant tea party. RSVP, regrets only.

• Jane Austen
• James Stewart
• Anne, Emily, and Charlotte Bronte
• Zooey Deschanel
• F. Scott Fitzgerald
• Amelie Poulain
• Jean-Luc Godard
• James Franco
• Karen Elson
• Margot Tenenbaum
• Tom Hanks
• Roald Dahl
• Serge Gainsbourg
• Yann Tiersen
• Francoise Hardy
• Wes Anderson
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Melanie Laurent
• Clemence Poesy
• Lemony Snicket
• Carla Bruni
• The Three Stooges
• Fred and George Weasley
• Cary Grant
• Anna Karina
• Sean Connery
• Will Smith
• King Arthur and the Royal Court
• Madeline
• The Baudelaire children
• Chuck Norris
• Albert Einstein
• Lewis Caroll
• Henry Tilney
• Peter Pan
• Captain Hook
• Albus Dumbledore
• Stephen Hawking
• Sylvia Plath
• Edgar Allen Poe
• Anastasia Romanov
• Prince Albert
• J.K. Rowling
• Mary Lennox
• Benjamin Franklin
• Matthew Goode
• Tom Hardy
• Robert Frost
• Roger Federer
• Rafael Nadal
• Maximilien Robespierre
• Voltaire
• Fabio
• Stephen Hawking
• Abraham Lincoln
• Thomas Jefferson
• John F. Kennedy
• John Lennon
• Beauty
• The Beast
• Francesca Lia Block
• Paul McCartney
• Erin Fetherston
• Merlin
• Audrey Hepburn
• Confucius
• Henry David Thoreau
• Scarlett O'Hara
• Mrs. Bennet
• Emily Dickinson
• the Pevensie children
• Anne Frank
• Sara Crewe
• Elizabeth Gaskell
• George Orwell
• Rasputin
• M. Ward
• Edward Fairfax Rochester
• Jane Eyre
• Rebecca Sharp
• Emma Woodhouse
• Mercutio
• Ingrid Bergman
• Andrew Garfield
• Remus Lupin
• William Shakespeare
• Lord George Byron
• E.E. Cummings
• John Keats
• Fanny Brawne
• Emma Thompson
• Walt Whitman
• Clark Gable
• Carole Lombard
• Oscar Wilde
• James McAvoy
• Thumbelina
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt
• Rachel Yamagata
• Morgan Freeman
• Hugh Grant
• Vivien Leigh
• Laurence Olivier
• Charles Dickens
• Madame Marie Curie
• Yo-Yo Ma
• Holden Caulfield
• Sirius Black
• Roger Federer
• Rafael Nadel
• Rhett Butler
• My 7th grade English teacher
• Carey Mulligan
• Mohandas Gandhi
• John Thornton
• Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire
• Sir Percy Blakeney
• Florence Welch
• Pierre Auguste Renoir
• Claude Monet
• John Krasinski
• Steve Carell
• Nymphadora Tonks
• Remus Lupin
• Heath Ledger
• Queen Elizabeth I
• Steven Spielberg
• Albert Einstein
• Monsieur Voltaire
• Marie Antoinette
• Napoleon Bonaparte
• Cillian Murphy
• Colin Firth
• Richard Armitage
• Gaspard Ulliel
• Luna Lovegood
• Ernest Hemingway
• Bill Gates
• King Charlemagne
• Emily Browning
• My grandfather from my father's side
• You