• RP intros

I don't want to RP with you, and there is the world's smallest chance I want to poseball with you - but starting with "/me waves from across the room." is going to just get you ignored.

• bigots (on both sides)

i don't care if you wanna tell me being transgender isn't real or that im a special snowflake. i also don't care if you wanna tell me how much you hate white dudes or straight people. i just don't care.

• random friend requests

just ask me, it's that easy. worst i can say is no. if you just randomly do it i will say no, every time.

• bad proportions

callout post for all the men with tiny baby feet and hands, as well as to all the bobble-headed ladies with huge thigh gaps. get help.

• prim babies/talking tummies/facelights

please, you're ruining everything just stop.