- Girls who think talking like a child makes them cute
- My driveway gate swinging shut before I can drive through. When it happens multiple times I have been known to shout obscenities
- Chipped finger nail polish
- Remembering something you needed as you pull out of the grocery store parking lot
- People who ask costume characters "is it hot in there?"
- The fat black detective on Law & Order. You peaked with Kangaroo Jack, now get off my show
- Bumper stickers. I can't help but feel the need to drive close enough to read them, and then am almost always disappointed
- Middle Schoolers
- Celebrity gossip. I really don't care. I do, however, enjoy hearing celebrity gossip from my father, who is always up to date
- Carlos Mencia. Don't get me started
- Being asked "whatcha reading?" while you're reading. Leave me be.
feb 9 2009 ∞
jan 30 2011 +