• "When I was your age, television was called books" - The Princess Bride
• "...the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite... a dwarf." - In Bruges
• "Kill the son of a bitch!!" - my mother while watching The Punisher War Zone
• "I think I blacked out. Or maybe I just closed my eyes...." - my flatmate Maggie
• "God has not been trying an experiment on my faith or love in order to find out their quality. He knew it already. It was I who didn’t. In this trial He makes us occupy the dock, the witness box, and the bench all at once. He always knew that my temple was a house of cards. His only way of making me realize the fact was to knock it down" - C.S. Lewis
• *sniff* "I thought I smelt cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair." - Sue Sylvester

I'll add 'em as I collect 'em