- "Mom, you're gonna have that necklace on forever. Even in your little casket."
- "You should call me Amelia Bedelia, because I get things confused ALL the time."
- "Emily, are you telling secrets about me?" "No." "You liar. You deceitful liar."
- (At In-n-out) "I can see them cooking the hamburgers, and cooking the fries, and killing the cows."
- "If I became a vegetarian, Nolan would disown me."
- (Directed toward a speeding motorcyclist) "He needs to find the light of day. He needs the light of Christ."
- (Re: A political video watched at school) "I'm not sure what it was about, but it had that guy from Jingle All The Way in it!"
- "Emily, I wanted to tell you. I found a boy's phone number from camp last year, but I threw it away, because, well, you know what might have happened, so I thought it was better."
jan 24 2009 ∞
apr 28 2009 +