• "Out of all the trees we could've hit, we got the one that hit back!"
• Ron: "Bloody hell, Harry, the woman's torturing you! If the parents knew about this..."

Harry: "Yeah, well, I haven't got any of those, have I, Ron?"

• Sirius: "What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard that ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter!"

Peter: "You don't understand! He would have killed me, Sirius!" Sirius: "THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!"

• "If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
• Ron Weasley: "I'm in love with her!"

Harry Potter: "Fine you're in love with her, have you ever actually met her?" Ron Weasley: "No... could you introduce me?"

• Hermione: "Look, if I picked up a sword right now, Ron, and ran you through with it, I wouldn't damage your soul at all."

Ron: "Which would be a real comfort to me, I'm sure."

• "Potter, take Weasley with you, he looks far too happy over there."
• "Training for the ballet, Potter?"
• McGonagall: "Why is it when something happens it is always you three?"

Ron: "Believe me, Professor, I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years."

• Bellatrix: "You almost killed me!"

Dobby: "Dobby did not mean to kill! Only to maim or seriously injure!"