- High school isn't about finding your husband...it's about finding your bridesmaids.
- If you have to invite your best friend to your wedding, you are marrying the wrong person.
- Be normal, and the crowd will accept you. Be deranged, and they will make you their leader.
- It's all fun and games until your parents find out.
- I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken
- Thou shall not sneak out when there parents are sleeping (why wait?)
- Thou shall not do drugs (alochol lasts longer)
- Thou shall not steal from K-mart (Walmart has a bigger selection)
- Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destructon has a bigger effect)
- Thou shall not steal from their parents (everyone knows Grandma has more money)
- Thou shall not get into fights (start them)
- Thou shall not skip class (take the whole day off)
- Thou shall not go to strip clubs (Hooters has better food)
- Thou shall not think about having sex (like Nike says... just do it)
- Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street (leave them in the middle)
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