• Why do parents think of the most important thing to you that happened, is such nonsense to them
• Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
• by the time we realize that our parents were right..we have kids who are thinking that we are wrong.
• when i grow up...and i see my daughter looking out the window all by herself, or sit at dinner quiet the entire time, lie on the couch staring at the ceiling, or even sitting outside watching the clouds move...I'm gonna talk to her

because when i did that all day...and all i wanted to do was talk to someone...i couldn't stop wishing that my parents would walk up to me and ask me whats wrong instead of just walking on by.

• Boys are easier to raise than girls. With a boy you only have to worry about one little penis running around loose, with a girl you have to worry about them all.
• If you have never been hated by your child... you have never been a parent.
• you know your daddy loves you when he stays up until six a.m. doing mouth to mouth on your pet rabbit.
• If I'd have known how much fun grandchildren would be, I'd have had them first
• believe it or not, the only thing a teenager truly wants is their parents trust.
• “Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
• If your teenage daughter has a lot of guy friends you might want to be on the watch. She may be more likely to abuse alchohol.
• The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the other half by our children.