- Of all the friends I've ever met, you're the one I won't forget and if I die before you do I'll go to heaven and wait for you.
- The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
- When the keg has been kicked, when the liquor has run dry, when we've fallen out of love with the perfect guy, when the party is over, when we're passed out on the floor, when we can't keep kicking ass in beer pong anymore, we'll still be friends cause we know the deal, we're each others girls and we'll always keep it real.
- A bestfriend is someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they say nothing, grab a shovel and follow you.
- I pinky promise when we're old ladies... we're gonna be best friends. Have sleepovers & take myspace pics & chase boys with our motor scooters.
- Flirtationship: more than a friendship, less then a realtionship
- When I get married, she'll be my maid of honor. When I have a baby, she will be the godmother and when I get old she'll be playing bingo with me at the nursing home. This girl is more than my best friend.. She is my other half.
- I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
- I'm not totally useless! I can be used as a bad example
- Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.
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