• The worst thing a guy can do is let a girl fall in love with him when he doesn't intend to catch her fall.
• Irony: After years of being a social butterfly but feeling completely alone, it took me becoming comfortable actually being alone to find my self surrounded by amazing people.
• What if the person you secretly love tells you that he has already found the one he’ll spend forever with? Would you be brave enough to ask who she is or keep the pain inside not knowing it’s you after all?
• E.N.D. Doesn't mean finish E.N.D. is "EFFORT NEVER DIES"

If you get N.O. as an answer, then remember N.O. is "NEXT OPPORTUNITY"

• Today iI'm HAPPIER Than a bird with a French Fryy:)
• The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
• If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
• Don't Do Something Permanently Stupid,Just Because You Are Temporarily Upset..
• I am lost. I have gone to find myself, if I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.
• One fine day in the middle of the night two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other got out their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe my story's true ask the blind man he saw it too!
• There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
• A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
• http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html
• the law of the students...
• we're always right, even though we can't prove it
• we never copy, we just want to know if our answers are right
• we don't write on the tables and walls, we're just decorating
• we don't insult our teachers, we're just telling them their truth
• we don't get distracted, we're just studying the air
• we don't read magazines, we're learning from them
• we don't watch porn, we're just studying the human body
• we don't write little notes to our friends, we're learning another way to communicate
• we don't sleep in class, we're just thinking
• we don't talk, we're just exchanging expressions
• we don't chew gum we're excercising our muscles
• we don't get suspended, people suspended us
• we don't smoke, we stimulate ourselves
• we don't throw things, we're studying the laws of gravity
• we don't pass the grade, we're just learning more so, here you got 15 laws... better follow them