credits to a and b
- “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”
- “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
- “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
- “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
- “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
- “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction in public and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
- You greeted me in the strangest way this morning when I was getting my mail and we’ve been neighbors for like 3 years and this is the first time you’ve ever spoken to me I have no idea what is going on AU
- It’s like 3AM and my roommate locked me out of the house and I forgot my keys and I’m really drunk pls take pity on me and let me crash at your place for the night o’ neighbor of mine AU
- The walls in this building are really thin and I can hear you having mental breakdowns all the time are you okay? AU
- “We met at a cafe and started flirting but when I left you started following me and I got creeped out and called you a stalker but it turns out you just live in the same building this is so awkward” AU
- I’ve never had a proper conversation with you, but I always see you at this cafe folding paper cranes and I you’re really peaking my interest
may 9 2018 ∞
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