or something like that. anyway, since this is my first day of this listography thingy i guess i better do something about that. expand this whole page or something like that. so today is your treat, because i decided i'm going to give a itsy bitsy tiny little summary of how awesome today is going to be:

• in about twenty minutes or so i will hop in the shower. literally, hop like a bunny. it's rather really cute to be honest.
• all wet, dripping and soaking i'll wait to dry.
• i will then proceed to cleaning my face and other parts of my body and emerge from the bathroom ultra fresh. and when i say fresh, i mean really. seriously, i will come out glowing. it'll be awesome.
• i'll go back to my room, collect my party outfit, bring it to the bathroom and continue with the transformation of becoming a party hottie. not that it's hard or anything, all you really need is a bit of makeup, an awesome outfit and some glitter. and oh yeah: about a ton of spray.
• an hour from hopping into the shower and probably breaking three or four bones in the process, i will yet again step out of the bathroom and look like nothing you've ever seen before.
• mom driving me to the place, sitting down, popping a bottle of wine, taking a sip, closing my eyes and think of how fucking extatic i am to be alive and well.
• some x hours after all of this, you'll find me dancing at some night club. high and drunk on what is mostly refered to as life.

now, tell me: doesn't that sound like your ultra super duper plan?

that's what i thought!

xxxxx