• you can call me sam, epi, or literally any nickname you come up with
• i live in hokkaido, where i work as an english teacher
• しかし日本語が話せません
• polyshipping is my passion
• i'm gray aroace but when i am attracted to people idgaf about gender
• i'm comfortably single
• i'm american
• i really love to write but i also really....don't like........to write.........
• i'm half puerto rican and i consider it a p important part of my identity
• basically everything i touch turns nsfw so please be 18+ if you follow me

• twitter
• tumblr
• ao3
• discord - epiproctan#1913
• skype - epiproctan
• snapchat (ask for username)
• line (ask for username)

• i love friends!!! please talk to me
• but my social anxiety is debilitating even online so you're going to have to initiate i'm sorry
• i'm also terrible at holding conversations and quite a boring person so maybe just spare yourself the effort
• i'm also super busy
• i can't stress this enough, i work a full-time job and i often go on trips during the weekend, so i tend to go days or weeks without answering messages
• (even if you see me tweeting i might not be able to answer you)
• on top of that my adhd makes it difficult to focus on conversations sometimes
• i literally can't multitask so don't be alarmed if the space between my replies to you is like 30 minutes to an hour long i'm sorry
• i tend to interact best in groups of 3

• Voltron Legendary Defender
• Boku no Hero Academia
• Touken Ranbu
• DRAMAtical Murder
• Lamento -Beyond the Void-
• Pandora Hearts
• CLAMP

Voltron

• Sheith
• Shklance
• Klance
• Shance
• Theith

DMMd

• RenAo
• ClearAo
• CleaRenAo
• SeiAo
• SlyAo
• RenSlyAoSei
• KouNoi

Tourabu

• Kurinba
• Anmitsu
• NamaHone
• KogiNaki

Voltron

klance

• This House Unfinished - literally the most beautiful piece of art in the entire fandom
• in stasis - beautiful writing style exploring a fascinating concept
• Costumed Identities - this fic is fucking hilarious
• Keith, That's Gay - the longfic you've always dreamed of, written by two of the most talented people in the fandom

shklance

• oddmanout - this is THE defining shklance fic
• The Coxcomb - this is the other defining shklance fic
• In a Handbasket - i can't get enough of this trope i'm sorry
• Twitterpated - this and everything else by this author is true excellence

shance

• bottom shiro
• pretending not to know each other as like a sexual roleplaying kink
• tentacles/tentadicks
• reincarnation aus (always)
• time travel
• mind links/telepathy
• keith
• ignoring how shitty the voltron fandom is so i can try to enjoy myself