• Mom Thanks for giving birth to me. I know that couldn't have been fun. Dad told me you had a serious Chef Boyardee addiction when you were gravid. But you would only eat the stuff cold and right out of the can. That's nasty. I'm so sorry for that. Couldn't've been the least bit fun.
  • Dad For both inspiring and discouraging me from writing. You either did a great or awful job, depending on how you look at it. Good job, man.
  • Daniel Thanks for being a good sport, brother. And thank you for constantly being the butt of the joke. For the record, you're probably the better sibling.
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