A VERY SHORT AND ALSO A REALLY IMPERFECT LIST OF JOLLY NICE PHRASES AND IDIOMS TO PULL OFF WHEN YOU WANT TO IMPRESS SOMEONE WITH YOUR DRUNK RAMBLINGS (this calls for storytime, sorry, but i have to share this: so whenever i get slightly tipsy - which basically happens everytime because, well, my body reacts in such a poor way to booze that i get instantly drunk after a few rounds, whatever, so, i get drunk easily and every single time i start speaking in english with a really far-fetched, annoying accent that i developed some years ago by watching horrendous amounts of english comedies -fry and laurie still rocks and allo allo too -, so yeah, i always speak silly things but it is a jolly good feeling everytime SO THAT IS basically the point of my story, that, my friends i do speak english sumetimez- I AM OFFICIALLY DONE WITH THIS RANT so let's hop onto them posh phrases

• Fancy that!-I am really surprised to hear that.
• Have a dog in the fight.-Be interested in a particular business.
• Like a bat out of hell.-Very, very fast.

(to be continued)