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  • write a musical
  • spawn a fandom
  • obtain a motorcycle
  • move to new york
  • achieve world domination
jun 15 2016 ∞
jun 29 2016 +

KEY:

  • ಠ_ಠ = mess;
  • ✔ = recommendable
  • ✾ = mildly problematic fluff
  • ⚔ = dark melo/tragedy/blood 'n' guts not 4 faint of heart
  • ♫ = MUSICAL, MOTHERFUCKER
  • ❦ = psychologically traumatised me and/or holds special place in my cavernous interior
  • ♞ = delicious garbage (note that the line b/w this and ಠ_ಠ is entirely subjective)

K:

  • 9 end 2 outs ✾ (mini!yoona is the mvp)
  • age of youth ✔ ⚔ ❦ (han seungyeon and hwa-SNAKE snatched me!!)
  • boys over flowers (ಠ_ಠ) (r.i.p. lee minho's peak face)
  • cheese in the trap ❦ (park haejin is ou...
jun 24 2016 ∞
mar 7 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • catherine
  • claude
  • elizabeth
  • greer
  • mary

TRASH PRINCE:

  • narcisse (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

  • sex ghost henry (may he rest in hell)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • catherine/henry (♥ω♥*)
  • catherine/narcisse (♥ω♥*)
  • gideon/mary

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • catherine & mary
jun 22 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • brienne
  • catelyn/lady stoneheart
  • cersei
  • daenerys
  • sansa

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • jaime
  • oberyn (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • theon, poor chap

SECRET FAVES:

  • petyr, tbh
  • varys ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • brienne + jaime
  • cersei/jaime (♥ω♥*)
  • jon/ygritte (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

ALSO RTMI:

jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • caterina (♥ω♥*)
  • giulia
  • lucrezia
  • vanozza

TRASH PRINCES:

  • micheletto
  • sociopathic!cesare

SECRET FAVES:

  • juan, tbh
  • rodrigo

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cesare + micheletto
  • cesare/lucrezia (♥ω♥*)
  • giulia + lucrezia
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRL (and/or bad bitch):

  • skyler

TRASH PRINCES:

  • gus (may he rest in hell)
  • jesse

SECRET FAVE:

  • saul ^_^

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • jesse & walt (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jul 9 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amy ♠
  • clara
  • donna (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • martha
  • river

TRASH PRINCES:

  • jack
  • the master (♥ω♥*)
  • twelve

SECRET FAVE:

  • strax

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • amy + eleven
  • clara + twelve
  • doctor + master/missy (♥ω♥*)
  • doctor + rose
  • doctor + sexy/tardis
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 25 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alicia ♠
  • diane
  • kalinda ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • cary
  • eli
  • will ♠ (may he rest on his throne in litigator hell)

SECRET FAVES:

  • colin sweeney, tbh
  • david lee

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alicia + kalinda (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • alicia/will (♪goodbye my lover♪ wails raucously in distance)
  • cary/kalinda
  • florricks/divorce contract
jun 15 2016 ∞
jul 9 2016 +

a.k.a. How I Met Your Raging Nice Guy (TM) Fantasy :) :) :)

HOMEGIRLS:

  • robin ♠
  • tracy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • barney + lily
  • barney/robin (rage makes the heart grow fonder)
  • lily + robin
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alice (♥ω♥*)
  • jenny

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alice/john (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • alison
  • helena (♥ω♥*)
  • krystal
  • rachel (♥ω♥*)
  • sarah

HOMEBOYS:

  • felix

SECRET FAVES:

  • donnie
  • ferdinand, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cosima/delphine
  • helena & sarah

MY CROWD:

  • ♥clone club♥
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amara \o/
  • bela (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • charlie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • meg (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ruby (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVES:

  • gabriel
  • lucifer, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • amara/dean (♥ω♥*)
  • castiel + dean
  • castiel/meg (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ruby/sam (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • camille (♥ω♥*)
  • clary
  • isabelle
  • lydia
  • maia

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • alec
  • magnus
  • raphael

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • camille/magnus (♥ω♥*)
  • isabelle/raphael (♥ω♥*)
  • the incest, tbh

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • lightwoods
  • the parabatai
jun 22 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • jadzia
  • keiko
  • kira

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • benjamin
  • julian
  • odo

SECRET FAVE:

  • quark, obvs

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • odo + quark, obvs
mar 2 2017 ∞
mar 3 2017 +
  • i don't fuck with your happily married heterosexuals, nuclear family propaganda bullshit, happily-ever-after epilogues, or didactic Think of the Wimmenz """transmission""" models of media "theory" on account of being a cold-blooded mass of rage and hate who bathes in the ideologically pure tears of white feminists to stay this beautiful. ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱♡‿♡♰ ♱
  • if i've put (♥ω♥*) next to a thing it's probably something particularly horrible and stomach-churning, pay no mind.
  • all the dudes i like are trash, nothing to see here.

xoxo.

jun 23 2016 ∞
mar 15 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • bel
  • lix
  • marnie

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • bel + freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • lix/randall

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the hour you can't miss♥
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cordy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • faith
  • harmony
  • illyria
  • lilah ♠

HOMEBOYS:

  • gunn
  • wesley ♠

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • angel + faith
  • angel/darla (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • faith + wesley
  • illyria + wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • lilah/wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

MY CROWD:

  • ♥ANGEL INVESTIGATIONS♥
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • delenn
  • ivanova

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

  • g'kar
  • londo
  • marcus (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • g'kar + londo
  • marcus/ivanova
nov 30 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • diane
  • princess carolyn
  • sarah lynn (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • todd!!!!!!!!!!!

SECRET FAVES:

  • sextina aquafina~~~~
  • vincent adultman

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • bojack + everyone
oct 13 2016 ∞
dec 1 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • boomer (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • ellen
  • kara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • laura (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • six

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • felix (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • gaius

SECRET FAVE:

  • leoben, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • apollo/starbuck (PIGEONS DROOL!!!!!)
  • felix + gaius (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • gaius/six (note: endgames are acceptable when gaius/six)
  • kara/leoben (♥ω♥*)
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • adelle
  • echo
  • november (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • sierra
  • whiskey

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • topher (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • victor

SECRET FAVE:

  • alpha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alpha/echo (♥ω♥*)
  • claire + topher
  • dewitt + dominic

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • kate
  • kisa

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes - mostly the latter):

  • carlos (♥ω♥*)
  • richie
  • scott ♠
  • seth

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • carlos/santanico (♥ω♥*)
  • kate + geckos in all permutations (♥ω♥*)
  • santanico + seth

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

  • kate + scott
  • them gecko fools
jun 22 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

NOTE: please observe my narrow range of interests

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • carrie
  • fara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

THE HOMEBOY/TRASH PRINCE:

  • quinn

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • carrie + quinn
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 25 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • betty (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • joan
  • peggy
  • trudy

TRASH PRINCE:

  • pete "NOT GREAT, BOB" campbell

SECRET FAVE:

  • see above

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • joan/roger
  • joan & peggy
  • peggy/pete (♪rolling in the deep♪)

MY CROWD:

  • ♥SCDP♥
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • brenda ♠
  • claire ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • david
  • keith
  • rico

SECRET FAVES:

  • billy
  • margaret
  • olivier, tbh

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

  • david/keith
sep 13 2016 ∞
sep 13 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cassie
  • effy ♠
  • grace (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • michelle
  • mini

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • chris (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • cook
  • rich
  • tony (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

  • anwar

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cassie/sid
  • cook + freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • cook/effy
  • effy + katie
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cameron
  • catherine
  • jesse
  • sarah

ONE TRUE PAIN:

  • cameron/john
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • lilly (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • veronica ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • logan
  • weevil

SECRET FAVES:

  • dick, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • lilly + veronica (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • logan/veronica (/aggressively ignores endgame)
  • veronica + weevil
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • abbey
  • ainsley
  • c.j.
  • donna
  • zoey

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • charlie
  • josh
  • toby ♠

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • ainsley + sam
  • ainsley + donna
  • cj + toby
  • donna/josh

MY CROWD:

  • ♥THE WING♥
jun 24 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +
  • 4minute (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ (☆ jihyun, tbh)
  • ailee
  • aoa
  • b1a4
  • brown eyed girls (☆ ga in)
  • exid
  • exo
  • f(x) (☆ krystal, ☆ luna)
  • hyorin
  • infinite (☆ namstar, ☆ soo)
  • lee hi
  • mamamoo
  • red velvet
  • shinee (☆ jonghyun, ☆ sataemin)
  • snsd (☆ yoona tbh, ☆ seohyun)
  • tvxq (☆ lord voldemin)
  • twice
  • vixx
  • wonder girls (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
jun 23 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • cobie smulders
  • jacquelyn
  • violet

HOMEBOYS and/or TRASH PRINCES:

  • klaus
  • olaf, lbr
  • will arnett

SECRET FAVES:

  • olaf's theatre troupe, tbh
mar 2 2017 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

(will patiently wait for show to return from war)

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches)

  • lindsay
  • lucille (♥ω♥*)
  • maeby ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • buster
  • GOB (♥ω♥*)
  • tobias

SECRET FAVES:

  • "annyeong"
  • oscar

INCEST IS BEST:

  • george michael/maeby
  • GOB/michael
  • lindsay/michael

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD...

sep 13 2016 ∞
sep 13 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • anya (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • drusilla
  • tara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • the buffalo
  • willow

I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY EVIL:

  • angelus (♥ω♥*)
  • william the bloody

SECRET FAVE:

  • andrew

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • angel(us)/buffy (♥ω♥*)
  • buffy + faith
  • buffy/spike
  • drusilla/spike
jun 21 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • amy
  • gina ♠
  • rosa ♠

HOMEBOYS:

  • jake
  • raymond
  • terry

SECRET FAVES:

  • charles
  • the pontiac bandit, tbh

MY CROWD:

  • ♥THE 99♥
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • april
  • quill (♥ω♥*)
  • tanya

HOMEBOYS:

  • charlie
  • matteusz
  • ram ♠

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the class♥
apr 24 2017 ∞
apr 24 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • annie ♠
  • britta

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

  • abed ♠
  • jeff ♠
  • troy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVES:

  • chang, tbh
  • dean pelton ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • abed + troy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • abed + annie
  • annie + britta
  • annie + jeff (not sorry about ur narrative)
  • britta/jeff

MY CROWD:

jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 25 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • mylene
  • regina

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

  • dizzee
  • shaolin
  • zeke

MY CROWD:

  • the get down bros /title drop @ tvtropes
  • the soul madonnas
mar 2 2017 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

/aggressively ignores unrefined swill of tv adaptation

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • blair ♠
  • jenny
  • vanessa

SECRET FAVES:

  • stoner nate
  • dan the caffeine addict

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • blair + serena
  • blair/nate 5eva!!1!!!
  • dan/vanessa
jun 23 2016 ∞
mar 2 2017 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • joan
  • moriarty (♥ω♥*)
  • kitty (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • sherlock ♠
  • marcus

SECRET FAVE:

  • clyde the tortoise

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • moriarty/sherlock (♥ω♥*)
  • joan + sherlock
  • joan + moriarty
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • bellatrix (♥ω♥*)
  • fleur
  • hermione ♠
  • luna
  • minerva

SECRET FAVE:

  • draco, tbh
  • young!tom riddle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MY CROWD:

  • ♥the golden trio♥
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • cressida
  • effie
  • johanna ♠
  • katniss ♠
  • rue (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

HOMEBOYS:

  • cinna (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • finnick (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • cato/clove
  • effie/haymitch ^_^
  • gale/katniss
  • johanna + katniss
  • katniss/peeta (/aggressively ignores epilogue)
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS:

  • betty
  • ginny
  • libby
  • lillian (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVE:

  • austin, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • bill/virginia (♥ω♥*)
  • ginny + libby (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • libby/robert (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
jun 22 2016 ∞
jun 24 2016 +

[NOTE: currently dead 2 me]

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • maritza
  • poussey (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
  • red
  • suzanne
  • taystee

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • alex/piper
  • lorna/nicky
  • poussey + taystee (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

  • donna
  • jessica ♠
  • rachel

SECRET FAVE:

  • louis ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

  • donna + rachel
  • donna/harvey
jun 23 2016 ∞
jun 23 2016 +