KEY:

• ಠ_ಠ = mess;
• ✔ = recommendable
• ✾ = mildly problematic fluff
• ⚔ = dark melo/tragedy/blood 'n' guts not 4 faint of heart
• ♫ = MUSICAL, MOTHERFUCKER
• ❦ = psychologically traumatised me and/or holds special place in my cavernous interior
• ♞ = delicious garbage (note that the line b/w this and ಠ_ಠ is entirely subjective)

K:

• 9 end 2 outs ✾ (mini!yoona is the mvp)
• age of youth ✔ ⚔ ❦ (han seungyeon and hwa-SNAKE snatched me!!)
• boys over flowers (ಠ_ಠ) (r.i.p. lee minho's peak face)
• cheese in the trap ❦ (park haejin is ou...

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• caterina (♥ω♥*)
• giulia
• lucrezia
• vanozza

TRASH PRINCES:

• micheletto
• sociopathic!cesare

SECRET FAVES:

• juan, tbh
• rodrigo

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• the incest (♥ω♥*)
• giulia + lucrezia

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

• cesare + micheletto

HOMEGIRL (and/or bad bitch):

• skyler

TRASH PRINCES:

• gus (may he rest in hell)
• jesse

SECRET FAVE:

• saul ^_^

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

• jesse & walt (♥ω♥*)

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• adelle
• echo
• november (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• sierra
• whiskey

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• topher (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• victor

SECRET FAVE:

• alpha ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• alpha/echo (♥ω♥*)
• claire + topher
• dewitt + dominic

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• alicia ♠
• diane
• kalinda ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• cary
• eli
• will (may he rest in hell)

SECRET FAVES:

• colin sweeney, tbh
• david lee

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• alicia + kalinda (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• alicia/will (♪goodbye my lover♪)
• cary/kalinda
• florricks/divorce contract

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

a.k.a. How I Met Your Raging Nice Guy (TM) Fantasy :) :) :)

HOMEGIRLS:

• robin ♠
• tracy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• barney + lily
• barney/robin (rage makes the heart grow fonder)

HOMEGIRLS:

• bel
• lix
• marnie

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• bel/freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• lix/randall

MY CROWD:

• ♥the hour you can't miss♥

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• alison
• helena (♥ω♥*)
• krystal
• rachel (♥ω♥*)
• sarah ♠

HOMEBOYS:

• felix

SECRET FAVES:

• donnie
• ferdinand, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• ferdinand/rachel (♥ω♥*)
• helena + sarah

MY CROWD:

• ♥clone club♥

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• jadzia
• keiko
• kira

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• benjamin
• julian
• odo

SECRET FAVE:

• quark, obvs

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• odo + quark, obvs

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• cordy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• faith ♠
• harmony
• illyria ♠
• lilah ♠

HOMEBOYS:

• gunn
• wesley

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• angel/darla (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• faith + wesley
• illyria + wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• lilah/wesley (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

• angel + faith

MY CROWD:

HOMEGIRLS:

• delenn
• ivanova

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

• g'kar
• londo
• marcus (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS:

• g'kar + londo

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• boomer (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• ellen
• kara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• laura (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• six

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• felix (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• gaius

SECRET FAVE:

• leoben, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• apollo/starbuck (PIGEONS DROOL!!!!!)
• felix + gaius (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• gaius/six (note: endgames are acceptable when gaius/six)
• kara/leoben (♥ω♥*)

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• alice (♥ω♥*)
• jenny

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• alice/john (♥ω♥*)

HOMEGIRLS:

• betty (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• joan
• peggy
• trudy

TRASH PRINCE:

• pete "NOT GREAT, BOB" campbell

SECRET FAVE:

• see above

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• joan/roger
• peggy/pete (♪rolling in the deep♪)

MY CROWD:

• ♥SCDP♥

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• catherine
• claude
• elizabeth
• greer
• mary

HOMEBOYS and/or TRASH PRINCES:

• gideon (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• henri the prince, tbh
• narcisse (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

• sex ghost henry (may he rest in hell)

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• {appreciate the doom of everyone/everyone else}
• catherine/henry (♥ω♥*)
• catherine/narcisse (♥ω♥*)
• greer/martin the pirate

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• cassie
• effy ♠
• grace (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• michelle
• mini

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• chris (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• cook
• rich
• tony (♥ω♥*)

SECRET FAVE:

• anwar

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• cassie/sid
• cook + freddie (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• cook/effy
• effy + katie

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• cameron
• catherine
• jesse
• sarah

ONE TRUE PAIN:

• cameron/john

HOMEGIRLS:

• ainsley
• c.j.
• donna

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• charlie
• josh
• toby ♠

MY CROWD:

• ♥THE WING♥

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• anya (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• drusilla
• tara (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• the buffalo
• willow

I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY EVIL:

• angelus (♥ω♥*)
• william the bloody

SECRET FAVES:

• andrew
• clem

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• angel(us)/buffy (♥ω♥*)
• buffy + faith
• buffy/spike
• drusilla/spike

HOMEGIRLS:

• annie
• britta

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• abed ♠
• jeff
• troy (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

SECRET FAVES:

• chang, tbh
• dean pelton ^_^

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• abed/annie
• annie/jeff (not sorry about ur narrative)
• britta/jeff

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

HOMEGIRLS:

• lydia
• mylene
• regina

HOMEBOYS (and/or TRASH PRINCES):

• dizzee
• francisco
• shaolin
• zeke

SECRET FAVES:

• clarence, tbh
• jackie

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• dizzee/thor
• francisco/lydia (i am what i am)
• shaolin/zeke(/mylene)

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

HOMEGIRLS:

• betty
• libby
• margaret
• virginia

TRASH PRINCE

• bill, tbh

SECRET FAVE:

• austin, tbh

MY RAGE WILL GO ON:

• betty/helen

HOMEGIRLS (and/or bad bitches):

• brenda ♠
• claire ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• david
• keith
• rico

SECRET FAVES:

• billy
• margaret
• olivier, tbh

AND YOU CRY AND YOUR TEARS ARE ALSO BLOOD:

• david/keith

HOMEGIRLS:

• lilly (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• veronica ♠

HOMEBOYS (and/or trash princes):

• logan
• weevil

SECRET FAVES:

• dick, tbh

I SHIP THEREFORE I AM:

• lilly + veronica (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ
• logan/veronica (s1-3)
• veronica + weevil