- remember to look our brave soldiers in green in the eyes and thank them for their service (it doesn't matter if they were only deployed in Italy for 5 months staring a computer screen)
- eat everything on your plate (kids in africa would be lucky to eat even a quarter of your vegan pesto panini)
- stand for the national anthem (remember, our brave soldiers in green are across the sea right now fighting for your right to take off your bass pro shop hat and mumble through our beautiful song)
- major in business (you are what makes our world go round!)
- make eye contact and smile when passing fellow citizens (do not make eye contact and do not smile at those who you suspect are not!)
- do not educate yourself on our government affairs (you do not need to know about budget cuts, our love of fair Russia, or the destruction of planet earth at the hands of us or our friend China. These things simply do not affect you. When asked, respond with, "I'm not really into politics."
- Go to church (in God we trust– if you do not trust God, how can we trust you?)
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