- People who copy me
- People who are the band's number one fan after they hit MTV
- Bright headlights
- Ants
- Trucks in the left lane
- Idiots in the left lane
- Idiot trucks in the left lane
- Waffle House
- Toll roads
- Actors who play the same role in every movie
- That the Publix deli does not have a drive-through
- Sneezing when I put mascara on
- hiccups
- When I ask for a coke and dis bitch comes back with a pepsi!?
- Being hungry and having no idea what I want but knowing everything I don't want
- Biting my nails too short
- Kids on leashes
- Wide-ruled paper
- HICCUPS
- Burning my mouth on pizza
- My foot falling asleep
- Milk overwhelming my milk to cereal ratio
- Wind
- When my Reeses have a million wrappers on them
- When my pants come out of the laundry and the zipper is stuck in that little crevice at the very bottom and refuses to be normal
- That Target has 23743928742182534 checkout lanes but only utilizes four at any given time.
- Wet socks
- fucking HICCUPS.
- people who sit in the right turning lane during a red light
jan 11 2011 ∞
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