(alafuck doesn't write correctly. i'll translate. also, alastair doesn't front frequently.)

✮ 4L45T41R + H3/TH3M + 9T33N + FUNN13 DUD3 1RL -(alastair + he/them + 19 + "funny dude irl")

♧ 1 4LS0 SP34K FR3NCH 4ND 3NGL1SH L1K3 MY BR0TH3R!!!!!!

-(i also speak french and english, like my brother)

☾ H0NK H0NK!!!! MY N4ME 15 4L45T41R!!! 1M Y0UR L0C4L TH34T3R3 3NTHU5145T! 1 L0V3 4NY 4ND 4LL TH1NG5 TH34T3R3! 4L50 YU-G1-0H 15 FUN! 1 L1K3 P14N0, H4R4JUKU F4SH10N, 5C3N3C0R3, 1NV4D3R Z1M, 3N5T4R5, PUNK R0CK, V0C4L01D, H0M35TUCK, H3T4L1A, LUCKY 5T4R, 4ND 0TH3R 5TUFF!!!!!!!

-(clown noises. my name is alastair. i'm your local theatre enthusiast. i love any and all things theatre. also, yu-gi-oh is fun. i like piano, harajuku fashion, scenecore, invader zim, enstars, punk rock, vocaloid, homestuck, hetalia, lucky star, and other stuff.)

things to note: one, alastair does not always type like this, its just what makes him comfortable i know its annoying sometimes. two, hes a fictive of wataru, scary. and three, he's a trauma holder, don't ask him about his trauma while he fucking fronts.