Reasons why you are totally crushable:

• I like the way you trip over your words and your tongue hangs out of your mouth when you do so.
• I like that you stutter.
• I like that you have a silly voice.
• I kind of like your body type.
• I like that you are more pale than me.
• I like that you have the best hands I have ever seen.
• I love that you are really brilliant.
• I like that you are interested in 'nerdy' things.
• I like that you are reliable.
• I like that you are tenacious.
• I like that you were sheltered as a child.
• I like that you make dorky jokes and shows how socially you can be a little off.
• I kind of like that you are a little younger. (Lately, I have been attracted to the promise of youth, I feel like mine is fleeting or something.)
• I like that you are the complete opposite of me.
• I like that you are polite.
• I like that you are professional.
• I like that you complement me when I feel insecure.
• I like that you are reassuring towards me.
• I like that you have the darkest shade of blue eyes I have ever seen.
• I like that you wear ankle socks and sensible shoes.
• I like that your eyes are widely set.
• I like your clavicles.
• I like when you look at me.
• I like when you offer me things.
• I like seeing you eat and hear you masticating next to me.
• I like that you are always drinking some sort of tonic.
• I like when you sneak a peek of me at times.
• I like staring at you even though I should not.
• The most important reason of all: I like the fact that you are unobtainable. I know I can have this crush because I can be distant and never have to commit. I like being a spectator. I like knowing this is just temporary.