- Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose.
- Today, I went on a walk with the guy I like. He held my hand, so I decided to tell him that I had feelings for him. He said that he had feelings for me too. I smiled and leaned in to kiss him. He put his hand on my face and pushed it away, and said "until your acne clears, we are NOT together."
- Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth."
- Today, I passed by a small shop and decided to go in to look at the jeans. Before I could even step in, the shop owner told me expressionlessly, "All the sizes here are too small for you".
- Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills.
mar 10 2009 ∞
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