- Cute-ass ID Holder: No flimsy landyard shit
- Semi-Formal Dresses: They buy the drinks for you
- Fucking rain boots: Your flats aren't immune to puddles, bring an umbrella while you're at it
- Bathing suit: Kick back, catch a tan while you fucking study your ass off
- Kitchen supplies: You love your fucking coffee mug, don't let it go. And that silver spoon that goes perfectly with your bowls, gush.
- Men's white tees: Stop being overdressed to everything, you dickhead
- Cute pajamas: Be damn comfy when you walk across the hallways at 2 in the morning.
aug 27 2012 ∞
feb 6 2015 +