• "That's kind of an overreaction to a little harmless necrophilia." -Howard (The Big Bang Theory)
• "Valid point... Except for it's a load of crap." -Dr. Chase
• "Damnit melany exclimatition point" -Michelle Roe (Jordan Johnson's phone)

love according to children[http://fantasticness.tumblr.com/post/76717237/love-according-to-children]

massive amounts of quotes [http://www.wisdomquotes.com/]

• "Yes you am are you." -Tracy Lord
• "I'm laughing on the dark abysmal inside." -AT&T commercial
• "Icons are so much easier. They're just there and you can click on them." -Paul Wright
• "Gregor is a weird name." -Strongbad
• "'You know what's wrong with you?' 'What?' 'Nothing.'" -Audrey Hepburn & Cary Grant
• "All that is needed for evil to succeed, is for good men to do nothing." -Dr. Gregory House-ish (Edmund Burke)
• "Nabisia--now that's a winner." -Pauline
• "Music is the space between the notes." -Claude Debussy
• "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." -Thomas Jefferson
• "I never liked the sound of the word 'urn.'" -Morgan Freeman
• "I feel a million times fuller than ever before. Omg, I love Thanksgiving." -Liza Jacobson
• "I don't know anything you just said." -Paul Wright
• "Hug until it hurts. Come on."
• "Hmmm your going to do school.....kinky" -Jared Rowell
• “I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
• "No one can whistle a symphony. It takes a whole orchestra to play it." -H.E. Luccock
• "Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes." -Jack Black
• "Failtacular; a fail so epic, it's almost a win."
• "Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker."
• "I have a humorous experience!" -Ruby O'Connor
• "Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite." -C.S. Lewis
• "Maybe novelty, hostility, and forbiddenness doesn't have to end bad." -Dr. Wilson
• "I did not hit you..... I simply high-fived your face."
• "We scowled at each other. It was odd how endearing her anger was. Like a furious kitten, soft and harmless, and so unaware of her own vulnerability."
• "Six days does not a week make."
• "The foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called, but God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty. And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are."
  • "May the right prevail."
• "Evil exists because of the disobedience of Satan. God gave Satan and the angels and man free will. Satan used his free will and abused it by not obeying authority. Hell was created because of Satan's disobedience to God and his purposeful removal from God's love, which is what Hell is; removing yourself from God's love. You send yourself to Hell, God does not send you there." -Stephen Colbert
• "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles M. Schulz
• "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."
• "Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."
• “It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.” -Agatha Christie
• “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” -A.A. Milne
• "Love is evil spelled backwards to a dude that doesn’t know how to spell."
• "Friendship Oh, the comfort--the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person--having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together;certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them,keep what is worth keeping,and then witha breath of kindnessblow the rest away." -Dinah Craik
• "Run mad as often as choose, but do not faint." -Jane Austen
• "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
• "No!!! Stop feeding me propaganda!!!" -Pauline Kim (in relation to twilight clips)
• "That's a.....that's a, pretty big insect." -Kirsten Jones
• "Haikus are easy
  • But sometimes they don't make sense
  • Refrigerator"
• "So what was that dream?"
  • "Which?"
  • "You told me you had a dream about me, but you didn't finish. You didn't say what I was doing."
  • "You were shoveling snow."
  • "I– what?"
  • "You were just a little girl in a flannel nightgown, and you were shoveling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow. I was the snow, and everywhere it landed, and everything it covered, you scooped me up. With a big red shovel, you scooped me up."
    • The Family Stone
• "20 minutes of continuous music. No recitatives! Sire, only opera can do this. In a play, i-if more than one person speaks at the same time i-it's just noise. No one can understand a word, but with opera, with music! With music, you could have 20 individuals all talking at the same time and it's not noise! It's a perfect harmony."
  • Mozart (from _Amadeus_)