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notes (troy and abed quotes)

- Troy and Abed in the morrrrrning !

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- Abed: Announcement number one: All announcements will be cool from now on. Troy: Announcement number two: Butt soup. Abed: Announcement number three: I am not Hadji from "Jonny Quest," Jeff Winger. Troy: Announcement number four: You guys from security really need to be more careful.

- Abed [as Batman]: If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Wherever there are masks or if there's tom foolery in joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not because I'm out there in the night, staying vigilant. Watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping... No, I can't sleep. You sleep; I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? ...Yes, I am Batman.

- Troy: Candy corn looks like tiny traffic cones. Abed: Yeah, it sure does. Troy: At, like, a candy traffic school. Abed: Yeah. Troy: Little ginger bread man is at the wheel, and he's drunk. Abed: Look out! Troy: You keep driving, but you keep wanting to eat yourself. Abed: All day. Troy: That's one of my biggest fears. Abed: What is? Troy: If I ever woke up as a donut... Abed: You would eat yourself. Troy: I wouldn't even question it. Abed: That'd be tasty. Troy: It's cool to know other people think about this stuff, too. Abed: Yeah.

- Abed: Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.

- Troy

: ¿Dónde está la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca. Abed: Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca, es en la bigote grande, perro, manteca. Troy: Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeña, cabeza es mi helada. Cerveza es bueno! Abed: Buenas Días! Me gusta papas frías! La bigote de la cabra es Cameron Diaz. Yeah, Boy! Troy: Yeah! What! Abed: Yeah. It's 2009. Troy: Word!

- Troy: I hope I get multiple personalities. I get lonely in long showers.

- Season 1, Episode 18: "Basic Genealogy" Abed: I hate when they finish each other's... Troy: ... pies.

- Troy: I'm not afraid. I choose not be around rats because they are unpopular. Same goes for centipedes and lakes.

- Abed [to Jeff]: TV makes sense. It has logic, structure, rules and likable leading men... We have you.

- Season 3, Episode 22: "Introduction to Finality" Evil Abed: You're VH1, Robocop 2 and Back to the Future 3. You're the center slice of a square cheese pizza. Actually, that sounds delicious. I'm the center slice of a square cheese pizza. You're * Jim Belushi.

- Season 3, Episode 19: "Curriculum Unavailable" Abed: We couldn't have been expelled by the real dean; he loves us.

-Season 3, Episode 18: "Course Listing Unavailable" Abed: We're together, that makes this the perfect timeline.

- Season 3, Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology" Abed: I need help reacting to something.

- Season 1, Episode 21: "The Art of Discourse" Abed: He still assumes I'm a terrorist. Pierce: If you're not, I'm sorry. If you are, I'm a hero. I'm willing to take that chance.

dec 5 2012 ∞
may 19 2013 +