• “From the moment I fell down that rabbit hole I've been told where I must go and who I must be. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot. I've been accused of being Alice and of not being Alice but this is my dream. I'll decide where it goes from here.”
• "Let Me Guess; Someone Stole Your Sweetroll?"
• "And The Braggart Named Ragnar Was Boastful No More, When His Ugly Red Head Rolled Around On The Floor!"
• "Wait, I Know You."
• "I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took An Arrow To The Knee."
• "Greetings & Salutations."
• "F*** Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Do I Look Like Mother Teresa?"
• "Oh, no, not your home. My home... My home."
• "A sound soul dwells within a sound mind & a sound body."
• “Love doesn’t exist. There is no such thing as love. Therefore, there’s no sorrow. That’s what I thought.”
• “...honestly I'm having a proper full-on GAY PANIC.”
• "i sleep where i want, when i want, with who i want."
• "dad?"
• "sa-yo-na-ra" "ASHu" "EIJI"
• "i'll take a potato chip and eat it."
• "shion! shion! shion stop! shion youre gonna kill him!"
• "No, I'm killing boys"
• "I am going...to eat your soul...and shit it out, LESNICKI!!!"
• “Silenzio Bruno!”
• "We Don't Talk About Bruno"
• "Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I learned all this shit from?"
• "Tracy was playing Barbies before she met Evie."
• "Who would want to be in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!"
• “Bitch, you better be joking.”
• "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.”
• "you didn't know me. and then you fell in love with me. and now you know me."
• how dare you stand where he stood. Tell them how it happened that night! Tell them how you looked him in the eye, a man who trusted you, and killed him! Tell them!
• "i am simply one hell of a butler."
• "Wait a splinter"
• "I have a tea-riffic idea!"
• "One can gaze upon something and see the wonder in it. Two can gaze together, and share that wonder. We are forever imitating sparks of imagination.”
• "shaun! shaun! shaun! shaun! shaun! shaun!"
• "Good morning, can I interest you in something seedy? (laughs) No, I don't mean like that."

"Hello! Chocolate cash melting in your pocket? I'll take it, I'm not fussy." "Good morning! How are you today? Bright-eyed, bushy-tailed and ready to spend?"

• "Why look, an otter in my water!"
• “My name is Connor. I’m the android sent by CyberLife.”
• "28 STAB WOUNDS!?"
• "You Have No Idea What Loss Is."
• "If I Ever Were To Lose You, I'd Surely Lose Myself."
• "Everyone I Have Cared For Has Either Died Or Left Me. Everyone…Except For You. so don't tell me i would be better somewhere else because the truth is i would just be more scared."