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• Heels (noun) - Shoes invented by men to make running away harder.
• Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
• Slut (noun) - A woman with the morals of a man.
• Physics (noun)- The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.
• No offense (phrase) - A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.
• Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.
• Bacon (noun) - A cure to vegetarianism.
• Alcohol (noun) - A drink that makes bad decisions look good.
• Hope (noun) - The first step towards disappointment.
• Gift card (noun) - A sign that you put as little effort into a gift as possible.
• Voluptuous (adjective) - Fat.

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• Hickey (noun) - A desperate display to prove you are sexually active