• "Her smile is out of control." -Albert
  • "I think the best tramp stamp would be a sudoku puzzle, but a really hard one" -clint
  • "The couch giveth and the couch taketh away" - Ryley
  • "I wonder if you can smoke protein..." -kyle
  • "if you're not ramming your co-workers, you're not living" -Ryley
  • " If you're going to get naked in front of me, you can't expect me not to look" -Ryley
  • "If ever a zombie apocalypse happens I am going to defend my home with outward facing treadmills." -maddy
  • "if you want a relationship to last you have to suck dick every once in a while" -Aaron
  • "you guys should get a kitten"- mario
    • "why?"-me
    • "because they're fucking cute as fuck" -mario
  • "sometimes, you have to let it sit for a couple days to soften up...or just keep flushing countless times to erode the hull"- Ryan
  • "well its not just your balls...theres like cords and shit in there" -Ryan
  • "i liked to be poked every once and a while" -Ryan
  • if i had what you had, i would have what you have
  • "Los Angeles is the city where everyone wants to be someone else. San Francisco is the city where all you want to do is be yourself."
  • " if you can't fuck the princess, pork the pig for practice" - Thomas
  • "no but I spent a long time making the butt" -Ryley
may 29 2010 ∞
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