Listography has no generic entertainment category.

This is a list of movies and television shows that rubbed me the wrong way... If I wrote professionally as a critic, I would have no problem giving these negative scores.

• Movies
  • Beverly Hills Cop III (0/5) (Seriously... crud)
  • The Fast and the Furious (1/5) (the only thing more stupid than this movie was the guy behind us trying to tell his girlfriend that Vin Diesel's car was a Ford Mustang)
  • Richie Rich (0/5) (Macauley, you're not cute anymore)
  • Twilight (0/5) (Admittedly, I only saw the last part of the movie where Edward has to suck the poison out of her. I cringed and wished he just kept going, drained her lifeless acting even drier and then the movie would end and I wouldn't have to have wasted my time. I suppose if I were younger and I liked horrible romance stories, I would have given this a better rating. Thanks to Underworld and Twilight, I'm actually getting sick of vampires)
  • Underworld (-5/5) (dumb, dumb, dumb)
  • Water World (0/5) (Great premise, stupid delivery)
  • anything staring Steven Segal (1/5) (These movies would be good if he wasn't in them. He's about as expressive as beige.)
• Television
  • Suvivor (What a crock!! I love the concept. Hate the delivery)
  • Most reality shows (I find shows like Big Brother stupid)
  • Infomercials and the Shopping Network/Channel
  • MTV Canada (WTF? MuchMusic... so much better)
  • Rogers run CityTV (Making a mediocre channel worse)
  • SpikeTV (seriously, how many Cops-eque shows back to back, + World's Most (insert choice adjective here) Videos can you possibly watch?)