Long time, no list.

The Frog and I no long share rides to work and life has made it so we don't spend enough time together where I might be able to gather words, and gems of wisdom.

But fear not.

Chicken to the rescue! Chicken - a good friend with a dark, mysterious past and a creative, albeit, twisted mind. Presented without explanation, the best of the best.

• Everybody has a dead hooker in their past!
• He's gay and she's not twelve.