FROM INTERNET TAGLINES: (if you know who these can be attributed to, please feel free to let me know)

• People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to pick on rich women than biker gangs.
• Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
• Klingon computer prompt: Hit any user to continue...

FROM FRIENDS:

• Finding direction in my life is as easy as using a compass north of the magnetic pole.
• Never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake.
• These Pearls of Wisdom look suspiciously like the emperor’s new clothes.

FROM FAMOUS PPL:

• Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde
• The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
• I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire - Bobby Hull
• Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork! - The Swedish Chef
• You participate in the mass cultural dilution that the Sun's apparent position relative to the arbitrarily defined constellations and the time of your birth, somehow affects your personality - regarding Astrology, from the TV show Big Bang Theory