(sarcastic, obviously)

• running a marathon
• getting punched in the stomach
• experiencing water poisoning
• getting another MIP
• going 21mph over the speed limit while intoxicated without my seatbelt while on the phone...ha
• drinking straight bartons mixed with more gross vodka
• getting an intense headache
• pounding my face into the desk
• cheese grating my arm
• listening to police officers talk about their cruisers a lot...oh wait
• watching police officers look up pictures of cruisers over the years..oh wait again
• eating a bunch of seafood
• learning i never get to eat again
• getting a foot amputated
• feel like i did last night again

thanks to 8 hours of pointlessness for giving me the time to make this list.