- http://flavorwire.com/149264/30-literary-quotes-that-just-might-get-you-laid
- i've regretted many exclamation marks in my day.
- practicality strikes again!
- it's crucial to have an active fantasy life (jenny holzer: truisms)
- absolute submission can be a form of freedom (jenny holzer: truisms)
- leave your troubles at the door unless you want some in here (christian kane: house rules)
- you're the drumming in my head (based out of doctor who)
- you look as scary as a buttered muffin.
- to survive, you must look good or talk even better.
- if this was villainy, i'd be so happy.
- make her south mouth salivate.
- if you don't climax, the terrorists win.
- keep calm and (blood splatter)
- he had fancy talk and a nancy walk.
- you my nerfherder.
- the manatee has become the mento.
- as long as there is air, i will breathe. as long as there is light, i will see. as long as there is gravity, i will fall. as long as there is you, i will love.
- you don't have to talk if you don't want to.
- let's just proceed as if this is going really well.
- i'm a wiseass, not a jackass.
- if i were that cigarette in your mouth, i would die of happiness.
- don't lose your dinosaur.
- my lungs are as black as my rage.
- i totally love the bloody ass off you.
- i am a fucking criminal mastermind when i'm stoned.
- the next ass that i tap is the ass that i marry.
- God can accuse me of many things, but i defy Him to say i haven't loved Him.
- i've got a pornographic memory.
- you're a communist invasion!
- a man that i am so begoggled by that just the sight of his ass in the right pair of jeans or a glimpse of his shoulder bursting from a short sleeve is enough to make me want to tear off all his clothes and just go. smitten. that guy is you. i still get wet when i watch you or when i hear the sound of your voice. (modified)
may 27 2010 ∞
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