- "to the guy that invented high heels, all women owe him a lot" - Marilyn Monroe
- "The one important thing I have learned over this years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative, and the second, disastrous." - Margot Fonteyn
- "I don't even butter my bread, I consider that cooking." - Katherine Cebrian
- "I haven't spoken to my wife in years, I didn't want to interrupt her." - Rodney Dangerfield
- "Start every day with a smile and get it over with." - WC Fields
- 'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' - Leslie Neilsen
- "My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me." - Benjamin Disraeli
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