- Smoke pot more often
- Drive while stoned
- Steal pets from cruel/neglectful owners and keep them myself or find them a new home
- Have like at least 50 dogs...
- Raise a tiger cub and keep it as a pet
- Shoplift/steal from rich ungrateful assholes
- Download heaps more pirated shit
- Text when i'm stopped at a red traffic light
- Leave dog poo on other people's front lawns/gardens because it's just like fucking compost, come on
- Torture anyone who's tortured animals
- Grow and sell pot, force everyone to try it
- Join a Fight Club and go on missions to explode banks and make the world a better place and other cool shit
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