(818): Jake died. (310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me???? (818): Oops typo. Jake cried.

(206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad

(210): I molested 6 butterflies tonight

(424): I'd wear matching sweaters with you

(859): I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/ (973): Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room. (859): Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?

(732): fuck the hobbit (301): what about unicorns? (732): fuck those pointy horses

(334): Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.

(415): Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99 (415): Recession joke.

(541): someone get that fucking seahorse.

(210): ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!

(818): I hate you but I'm not in hate with you

(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

(216): My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

(678): you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.